Interesting notice
In A Bangkok Temple: 'It Is Forbidden To Enter A Woman, Even A Foreigner, If Dressed As A Man.'
In A Cocktail Lounge, Norway: 'Ladies Are Requested Not To Have Children In The Bar.'
In A Doctors Office, Rome: 'Specialist In Women And Other Diseases.'
At A Laundry, Bangkok: 'Drop Your Trousers Here For The Best Results.'
In A Nairobi Restaurant: 'Customers Who Find Our Waitresses Rude Ought To See The Manager.'
On An Athi River Highway: 'Notice: When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable.'
On A Poster In Kentucky: 'Are You An Adult That Cannot Read? If So, We Can Help.'
In A New York City Restaurant: 'Open Seven Days A Week And Also Weekends.'
In A Cemetery: 'Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves.'
Tokyo Hotel's Rules And Regulations: 'Guests Are Requested Not To Smoke Or Do Other Disgusting Behaviours In Bed.'
In A Tokyo Bar: 'Special Cocktails For The Ladies With Nuts.'
Hotel, Zagreb: 'The Flattening Of Underwear With Pleasure Is The Job Of The Chambermaid.'
In A Hotel, Japan: 'You Are Invited To Take Advantage Of The Chambermaid.'
In The Lobby Of A Moscow Hotel Across A Russian Orthodox Monastery: 'You Are Welcome To Visit The Cemetery Where Famous Russian And Soviet Composers, Artists, And Writers Are Buried Daily Except Thursday.'
A Sign Posted In Germany 'S Black Forest: 'It Is Strictly Forbidden On Our Black Forest Camping Site That People Of Different Sex, For Instance, Men And Women, Live Together In One Tent Unless They Are Married With Each Other For This Purpose.'
In A Hotel, Zurich: 'Because Of The Impropriety Of Entertaining Guests Of The Opposite Sex In The Bedroom, It Is Suggested That The Lobby Be Used For This Purpose.'
On The Box Of A Clockwork Toy Made In Hong Kong: 'Guaranteed To Work Throughout Its Useful Life.'
Airline Office, Copenhagen: 'We Take Your Bags And Send Them In All Directions.'
In A Laundry In Rome: 'Ladies, Leave Your Clothes Here And Spend The Afternoon Having A Good Time.'
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA
~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX
In A New York City Restaurant: 'Open Seven Days A Week And Also Weekends.'
It must be a Indu own restaurant.
“Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful,”