Indian Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

avinis
By avinis

An enthusiastic Indian door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, and a really mean, tough-looking lady opens the door. Before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps garden soil all over the carpet.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders
cleaning this up, I'll eat every bit of it."

She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"

The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"

She replies, "We just moved in and we haven't got the
electricity turned on yet."

By harsha• 9 Jun 2008 14:09
harsha

lol.. he was too enthusiastic i guess..

By sandune_DK• 9 Jun 2008 11:44
sandune_DK

peace...

By catsniper• 9 Jun 2008 11:28
catsniper

i think Qlrs bcming bit too sensitiv..it jst a joke, rit?

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did. And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

By catsniper• 9 Jun 2008 11:26
catsniper

no offens...gud one

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did. And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

By anonymous• 9 Jun 2008 11:09
anonymous

Why being that touchy, it could have been any nationality, this time it was Indian- Being offended by this is silly.

By someonenew• 9 Jun 2008 10:50
someonenew

Chill..

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

By jesus• 9 Jun 2008 10:43
jesus

Why indian? may be because the whole event is taking place in India.

By thexonic• 9 Jun 2008 10:43
thexonic

lol good joke, but racist...

"There's good in everyone, sometimes people just get diverted to the wrong path"

By rbakali• 9 Jun 2008 10:37
rbakali

it is balanced joke

He knocks, and a really mean ....

insated of He rings the bell.....

Good one...

By anonymous• 9 Jun 2008 10:36
anonymous

It’s old and good but why Indian ?

Live and let live...

By i2kreativ• 9 Jun 2008 10:32
i2kreativ

i did nt enjoy it

By Pradeepnair• 9 Jun 2008 10:29
Pradeepnair

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired????????

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 9 Jun 2008 10:25
skdkak closed 1708224867

what has this joke to do with Indians...

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