Imagine...Taglines for Condoms :-)
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own
condoms and kept the same tag-line...
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the
pain.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just
cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole
world falls apart.
I thank you for your correction and interpretation.
I understand that some people are completly immerse and infatuated with the issues of the
"H-E-A-D"
Shalom baby, lets go party, like it was yesterday......
Al esfuerzo y heroísmo de una revolución:
No los queremos!, y No les necesitamos!
Fidel Castro a los "Marielitos"
.”
When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark....
"RAKIJA connecting people"
or you missing your PARROT...POOR THING.
BTW...Learn how to understand what you READ...speaking ENGLISH doesn't always mean you understand what you read or you're too drunk to decipher what you read...
Hope OWEN won't see you or she'll make you eat those baloon condoms you wanted to contribute...
MR. PAUL is in Bahrain, but he'll answer you when he logs on to QL
:-)
Hehahahahaaa...
Live Life To The Fullest.......................
Live Life To The Fullest.......................
Does anybody else get such spam emails in Ql...
What does MR PAUL has to say about this anyway... MR PAUL, Hello, Hello.. Uh this man is still inside...
Live Life To The Fullest.......................
Do you Remember this forums:
Does the Man's "SIZE" really matters? Things Girls Think Guys Should Know?
Do they lead to your own personal "PROPHYLACTIC" or "BIO SUIT"?
Al esfuerzo y heroísmo de una revolución:
No los queremos!, y No les necesitamos!
Fidel Castro a los "Marielitos"
.”
Rite?
Forgiveness is life...:)
: "Imagination at work"
that you could think of...lol
http://www.qatarliving.com/group/ql-kairali
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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i wanna add another one
redbull : like no comment
hehehehehe
whats that topic
ciao
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Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark
Your post is always funny. :)
aside from sending each other e-mails, we also share jokes.
I also do my reading by GOOGLE/YAHOO seach engine...lol
Where do you come up with this sort of things anyway?
sent by a friend to my FB FUNWALL...and I found this FUNNY...
UNTIL ONE "OBNOXIOUS" QL poster thinks I was in 'A STATE' at 4am in a FRIDAY MORNING...
to catch ALL whatever's inside your HEAD has to offer...the question is 'WHICH HEAD' is DOING MOST OF THE THINKING....
L’Oreal Condom - "Because I'm worth it"
omg..dis was daamn hilarious
McDonalds- I'm loving it.
http://www.luxor4u.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=211952
"Don't leave home without it"
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Are you talking about "edible condoms"?
They do exist.. Bit chewy though
Tastes great, No less filling :P
.. That keeps going and going and going..
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1-Do they come with a owners manual in how to use them properly?
2 Are they made out of latex or sheep skin, ultra sensitive, lubricated, non lubricated, sizes etc, etc????
Superbly and Interesting Topic, for a person with a mind of condoms only..........
And let's dedicate ourselves to what the Greeks wrote so many years ago: to tame the savageness of man and make gentle the life of this world. Let us dedicate ourselves to that, and say a prayer for our country and for our people.
me is good speedy , been busy so heard ya 'quit' huh?congrats to ya........
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
How are you doing .... long time huh ! where have you been ??
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Well, Here is another cool one:
NOKIA condoms; connecting people..:P
:D
here nother one for ya-
HUMMER -like nothing else
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
What the hell is this? lol
I will add one more:
Qatar Airways condoms: your five stars Carrier. ;P
:D