I'm so sick of getting chain letters...
with a curse attached if I don't pass them on so here's a DECENT one that at least attempts at some humour!
Hello, my name is Billy Connolly and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 Billion f...g chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
And, do you believe that Bill Gates is going to give you
AND everyone to whom you sent "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooooooooh! looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of b**.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St. Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. F*ck em!!
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some onmiscient being " forwarded about 90 times. I don't care!
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being?
If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckness for the rest of your life,
DELETE it!
If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the rear end of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorious and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S. Send me 15 bucks and then get lost.
presumably sent by a certain religious group who believes in angels visiting you, or bad luck will befall on you, blah, blah, blah. It only proves their insecurity as to their conviction. Why will you depend your luck on such chain letters of religious-relevant? Very disgusting!!!!!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
thanks for asking...
Se there is now a thread about it. How are you getting along??
forward them to qatari and forget about them....
THAT goes also FOR THOSE $%^^%&% WHO sends FRENSHEEP PM's...
I like the ones which not only say u'll get good luck but also bad luck/death etc if u dont pass it on to x no of people. I remember b4 the internet n all, we used to get these letters by post.
Hi there I got the same about half an hour ago.
ooopsss... it's 2
forwarded to qatari...he'll deal with that :-P
his tip not to seen them on cuz spammers or whatever :)
whenever I see such crap, i click on delete button right away!
please pass this thread by email to 10 of your friends and you will have a brand new ferrari next day at your doorstep. its not a joke! its real!
wtf?! O_o
"The best way to predict the future is to create it".
tips what tips i dont see any tips in those idiotic emails.
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I have already forwarded Maddocks mail to everyone I know , i don't want to loose my genitals to carnivorious underwear :-)
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One who hasn't taken risk hasn't lives
"The best way to predict the future is to create it".
thanks 4 the tip logigcsays
hehe this is very funny!!! like these kinda e mails instead of the guilt filled ones!
are targeted to collect e-mail adresses and the ones that ask you to send it to 10 or 20 people including the sendre means that these kackers or spammers are collecting actuak active e-mail accounts for real users..
A big trade and a big risk of fraud ..
be careful with those e-mails
"The best way to predict the future is to create it".
these chain letters.
frward it to this friends you will be lucky you will have a wonderful like and you will get blah blah blah as if all your luck and destiny DEPENDS ON THOSE STUPID CRAP CHAIN LETTERS.
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