If You Were Mine

By nite_rider •

A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ''If you were my husband I would poison your drink."

The man replied, ''If you were my wife I would drink it.''

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By Stone Cold• 5 May 2009 14:16

Reminds me of an audltery case of swear and jealousy

By zhyiellha• 5 May 2009 14:16

do you think you would Drink? hmmmmmmmmm!!!!

" Successful people are not Gifted, they just worked hard and Succeed on Purpose...."

By rMs_000• 5 May 2009 13:47

Rating: 3/5

loll !!

tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Rizks• 5 May 2009 13:30

Rating: 4/5

LOL

By t_coffee_or_me• 5 May 2009 13:16

Rating: 5/5

Wont drink as I have one life and to enjoy to the fullest.

By zayd• 5 May 2009 13:12

Rating: 2/5

This is actually a true story. The woman was a member of parliment and the man was Sir Winston Churchill. Oh and the drink they were talking about was tea.

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