Husband Store
To those who are still looking, here's the store for you.
And to those who are already happy with their merchandise, this will let you appreciate it (!) more.
The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
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The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
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The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
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Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have big boobs.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
“They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.”
- G. House
Thats right!
Hi dreamandsmile!
women remain women
jaavi did ya mean the spice girls??
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
yes thats the fact that womens are greedy but its true also that men cant stay without women,,,,, round circle,,,,
that proofs that womens are greedy.
For their greediness they loose every thing............
So, i am suggesting to QL Users(Womens) to
get off greedines and to be happy what you have!!!!!!!
funny indeed
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. "
Ralph Waldo Emerson
women just want the best in life...we live only once...
but oftentimes being choosy, we may end up with not so nice men...so be careful ladies...
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
Thanks, so by the way, where you in a european band of chicks by any chance? Not sure of the exact name, spice chicks, spice females, spice woman, spice n everything nice? Cant seem to remember. Hehehehe. Just kidin.
Hey, guys are not content either, always wants more toys. Dream and smile calls it responsible kids.
hehehe very funny....
Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....
Javi - calm down do stop for a sec and take a deep breath or 2 will ya........
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
when it comes to this issue.
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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This is sooo true, most of the time. Except for dreamandsmile, hi. Yup yup.
indeed some are never satisfied .................
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
I feel this is woman's craving....sometimes men do have that...not satisfy the current and wants for more !!! More money, More handsome, More gorgeous, More slim, More younger, More fatter !!
=D
U cant satisfy Gurls... Not all .. but .. .. YEAH ALL!!! =D =D
YousrI
To Live Is To Die.....Life Is Like A Fuse.....So Short And Burning Really Fast.....So Live Your Life To The Fullest.....!!!!!
of course, QL just isnt that same!
tra la la
you miss me or what?
Hi e124, haven't seen you in a long time!!!
tra la la
We are only children once...but we can keep the child in us forever.