Hurray! Smoke is Getting Married :)

Smokey dude. thatz what a secretary does. For better business u need a hairy bear not a monica lewinski

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sings>smokey's getting married in the mornin ,

           ding dong the bells are gonna chime

            kick up a rumpus but dont lose the compass

            and get him to the church on time......

hehehhehehhe(i just love the movie MY FAIR LADY and this song is fr that movie)

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

yes yes i shall remember you all when i'm driving fast in my new ferrari:) and skdkak i'd rather have a sexy PA as compared to one with hairy legs.

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

u r D son-in-law of MD now. Wow. remember me and make me ur PA.

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lol now i feel much better thanks canary :)

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

In places like Ruwanda yours forever can and may mean the next five minutes only as situations change there rapidly as you may have heard on the news.

I thought you forgot about the Ferrari you can't drive it here anywya.

all the other guys please note she says YOURS FOREVER that pretty much puts the rest of you out of my league so shooo shooo :)

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

So anyways i decided to reply to Future Mrs. smokey and she has replied back promptly for your viewing pleasure :-

Smokey  wrote:

wow your so beautiful yes we can be friends what do u want to discuss?

Future Mrs Smokey:- 

Hello ,

     How was your day,i believe you had a nice wealther today? Mine was a little bit warm over here in Dakar Senegal.

My name is Nola Mboma i am (25yrs) but age doesn't matter in a real relationship,so i am comfortable with you,I am from Rwanda in Africa,5.4ft tall, fair in complexion, single,(never married ) and presently i am residing here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country some years ago.

My late father Dr,MBOMA was the managing director of RICHARD COCOA INDUSTRIES (Ltd) in KIGALI (the capital city of RWANDA,my country) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood.

It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country SENEGAL where i am leaving now as a refugee under a Rev rend father's care and i am using his computer to send these message to you.

I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.Attached here is my picture.

Hoping to hear from you soonest

Yours forever,

Nola Mboma

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So far there has been no money talks which is getting me a little worried coz i was about to go and book my ferrari..grrrrrr

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

You know the saying the besta man always has the bride before the husband lol lol lol so no panic.

I checked the message again and I didn't get a pick, guess I'm not that high up her list :(

now now AJ clam down we have skdkak who wants some of the action as well!

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

Smokey, anyways, i am just here, approach me if you are going to be executed by your beautiful bride, it would be my great honour to be one of your sponsor....

"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches  you a lesson profit from it then, forget it."

Get up to date, lol. I was thinking Pistols at Dawn

Ok we shall *slaps absolutejaguar with a white glove* i shall meet u on the battle field with my horsey. 

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

hEY smokey.

I am much older than u but seems they like older EXPERIENCED people more than young and inexperienced.LOL

I got the same mail 3 months back.

Keep it up dude. When u meet her, I will give u presents and also have a 3 some with u & Miss. Lola.

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That or they have 3.5 million they want give me...

I thought you told spicemom you were gonna find a more anoying pic???

You can't teach experience...

I better come to your wedding and steal your bride before the wedding night, she has proposed to me as well. Now shall we settle this like gentlemen.

Vegas u always get the boring types :) all talk and no action

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

I ususally get full page proposals...LOL

You can't teach experience...

Out there is a jungle better to stay within QL  and what about all the proposals on the 29th February what happened there?

Good morning Canary habibi, well ur right infact i got another offer today but from a filipino MARRIED lady who wants assistance in 20.2 million. Miss nola still hasnt disclosed her amount so i think i'll still keep my options open thank you for opening my eyes hehe

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

Good morning,

you getting married - you can't do that to us, no, no, no I must have a talk with this daring lady, and one more piece of advice never ever tak the first offer you have to bargain lol

You broke by heart.... I envy her...but ..but...you wont find a better match...plz dont miss this golden oppurtunity..  am happy for you...

tehehehe...congrats!

Here comes my Bride, all dressed in White

Her pop's dead and gone, a big fortune he's left his son

I feel so honored to be a part of this scam and I will do my best to give you all the money I can.

And just when I thought I had it all, you turned out to be a MAN

So thanks for your proposal MISS Nola Mboma, now if you'll excuse me, I need to slip into a coma…..

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

thats a perfect match

Wow, congratulations! She looks like quite a catch. ;)

"When they say he could walk on water, I think of it like he could fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Literal people scare me, getting it wrong fundamentally, down at the church of 'Look it says right here see!" Ani Difranco

Everyone's invited novi the more the people the more presents i get, let me work on the wedding card now i'll post it up later :)

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

lol smokie, wherever you doing it do invite me and spicemom

Ahh spicymommy very good morning to u too sleep well? no dreams of my kitty cat? how can i ever think of getting married without ur blessings :D

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

Good Morning Novi :) well i dont know, i cant decide on which 7 star hotel to keep it at, u know i would have settled for some cheap 5 or 6 star place but i'll be getting 50% of some lots of millions so what the heck u only get rich once.. ;)

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

gm smokey, just heard the good/not so good news, i am speechless (but let me gain my composure)now is NOLA related to LOLA the showgirl in COPACABANA??

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

smoke ... when is the reception?

Check out her pointy shoes in the picture!

Careful smokey, you could find that point very nasty if she lands it just beneath you tail.

Treat her nice!  

getting married in dreams every night lol

hi every body

and gudnight everybody :P 

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Alexa..I think KH will be disspointed when he hears of smokes enagement.....

when is the wedding?

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Exactly smoke....your cat can certainly move those hips...shes puts shakira to shame....

YES that could be it..i mean who doesnt love a seductive cat like mine?

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

No maybe she changed her mind after seeing your cat in action.

luky man, u should start eating chockolet

Sorry Smoke..i think you were her second choice....

Damn it Nadt what ur saying? she's cheating on me already? grrr

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

DO NOT MISS IT!!! have you answered her yet??? go go answer right now!! tell her you accept the proposal... may I be your best man? (with the comissions from your father-in-law)

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Hang on..didnt she propose to KellyHereos in a previous thread today?

QS thats future Mrs Smokey your talking about of course she's drunk and i must take advantage of the situation soon coz i know after i accept her proposal she'll tell me about her dead father (my father in law) who left her some billions of dollars..which i'm supposed to help her in getting out from some safety deposit box somewhere in timbaktu. Now how can i miss out on such a good opportunity?

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

... wait.. she looks a bit drunk, isn't she?.. and r u sure she is 25? 

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