Humor
| [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. [11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. [12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. [13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. [14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. [15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. [16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. [17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. [18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. [19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. [20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something [21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! [22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. [23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! [24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. [25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. [27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it! |
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah! ;)
very funny... i read this while i was in the office, and my officemates are wondering why i'm laughing all by myself on my desk... good post!
lolz good one
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and where is # 28 ?
where is # 32??? :O
ROFL @ 21 good to read... made me smile, while i have still the same collegue in office.
Sati Savitri fought with Yamraj & got her Husband back..Moral of the Story:.No one can Save you from your Wife, Not Even YAMRAJ.
LOL... nice dude...
Rofl for 28 and 32 hahaha
2, 12, 23, 27 ... lolz
Put a smile on my face..:)
Hear! Hear!
LOL...:)
I love 16 and 18!!!! All very amusing!
dont know about Humor, but i love Hamour Fish ! :)