Human Brain Analysis
Women - Multiple process
Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.
Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.
LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to problems Men can not easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.
ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.
CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast. If he see an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.
You can often watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.."
..etc..
LIE
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily.
Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lieing.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.
Don't lie face to face.
PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem solved or not.
WANTS
Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc Women want relationship, friends, family...etc...
UNHAPPY
If women unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.
If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrate on the relations.
MAP
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.
Women can't do this. They often lost their way to their seat.
LIFE
Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for him.
Women want everything in life.
SPEECH
Women use indirect languages in speech.
Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Geetha really want a cup of coffee.
In the morning......."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast"
Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop".
In the morning...."Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for breakfast".
HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
Men act a lot with out thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.
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for problem solving
In general it is very true.
Although there are a lot of combinations of the way how men’s and women’s brains set up.
For instance, I am very good in solving the problems.. well, another thing that I am the one who creates them, but at least I can solve them later..
I have no problems with reading maps whatsoever, actually I am very good in it. My hub has no clue where is the top and where is the bottom of the map. If map gets into his hands he keeps turning it and finally gives it to me.
Also he is the one who can do 100 things at the time.
Once he was cooking something,
at the same time having a conference call with his Head Office in Seattle,
at the same time fixing his brother’s problem by sending a text message,
at the same time passing by me sitting on the couch (heading the kitchen continue his cooking) and asking me if I am fine,
at the same time filling in our cat’s plate with the milk (still having a conference call!!),
and at the same time typing on the FaceBook: “I am bloody BUSY”…
as for CAR DRIVING, SOLVING THE PROBLEMS, HANDLING EMOTION, and especially “Unhappy” part – this is so true..:)
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Arien, Windows claimed to be multitasking before the multiple cores came out. They achieved it through a clever "memory management". Maybe men can do that, too?
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saggi - wht to do , single processer brains can think only one thing at a time.
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what do you mean Lady Like you?
whats the difference here mind explaining.
well as far i see all of them have same configuration and specifications so what makes you different than others.
okay....i'm leaving this thread.....don't think it's suitable for a lady like me
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
Rizkz .. Saala :) wet one I left at ur home. wash and dry it u burger. lol
Look at this - Only religious and racist threads are seriously discussd, rest are hijacked. lol
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ohh poor you Arien !!
So did you wear the same WET paint today for the office or its just u came in tat raisen Purple Lungi...:)
saggi.. its simple.. both the lungi and coconut have the nuts inside them..
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ok fine and how about coconut. the shape is round oh well some how i mean. with pointed end
;)
Uk - lol wht to do bro, born handsome,and suffering stalking by lots of babes and guys like DA and Rizkz.
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‘God spot’ is found in brain
by Steve Connor
Science Correspondent
SCIENTISTS believe they have discovered a “God module” in the brain, which could be responsible for man’s evolutionary instinct to believe in religion.
A study of epileptics, who are known to have profoundly spiritual experiences, has located a circuit of nerves in the front of the brain, which appears to become electrically active when they think about God.
The scientists said that although the research and its conclusions are preliminary, initial results suggest that the phenomenon of religious belief is “hard-wired” into the brain.
Epileptic patients who suffer from seizures of the brain’s frontal lobe said they frequently experience intense mystical episodes and often become obsessed with religious spirituality.
A team of neuroscientists from the University of California at San Diego said the most intriguing explanation is that the seizure causes an over-stimulation of the nerves in a part of the brain dubbed the “God module”.
“There may be dedicated neural machinery in the temporal lobes concerned with religion. This may have evolved to impose order and stability on society,” the team reported at a conference last week.
The results indicate that whether a person believes in a religion or even in GOD may depend on how enhanced this part of the brain’s electrical circuitry is.
Dr. Vilayanur Ramachandran, head of the research team, said the study involved comparing epileptic patients with normal people and a group who said they were intensely religious.
Electrical monitors on their skin – a standard test for activity in the brains temporal lobes – showed that the epileptics and the deeply religious displayed a similar response when shown words invoking spiritual belief.
Evolutionary scientists have suggested that belief in God, which is a common trait, found in human societies around the world and throughout history, may be built into the brain’s complex electrical circuitry as a Darwinian adaptation to encourage cooperation between individuals.
If the research is correct and a “God module” exists, then it might suggest that individuals who are atheists could have a differently configured neural circuit.
A spokesman for Richard Harries, the Bishop of Oxford, said whether there is a “God module” is a question for scientists, not theologians. “It would not be surprising if God had created us with a physical facility for belief,” he said.1
Despite growing evidence that man is hard-wired with a “physical facility for belief,” the fact that the concept of God has varied greatly among human societies still leads some thinkers, even those who believe in God, to conclude that religions must be man-made. However, thorough research reveals a common theological thread linking the various religions. That link is the belief in a Supreme Being among the various gods, a monotheistic foundation that can be found in even the most externally pantheistic of religious systems. For example, the concept of God in Hinduism exists as a single example among many religions, which supports the view that human beings were originally monotheistic and through various degenerative processes became polytheistic. In spite of its many gods and idols, Hinduism has a single Supreme God above all, Brahman.
Traditionally, most anthropologists have concluded that religion devolved from various stages of polytheism to monotheism, beginning with early man’s deification of the forces of nature, then, eventually, devolving into ditheism to consolidate all of the supernatural powers into two main gods (a god of good and a god of evil), and, finally, simplifying into a belief in one god, monotheism.
Thus, religion, according to anthropologists and social scientists, has no divine origin; it is merely a by-product of the evolution of early man’s superstitions, based on his lack of scientific knowledge. Hence, these same theoreticians believe that science will eventually unlock all of the secrets of nature, resulting in the disuse of religion to explain natural phenomena, and, the consequential extinction of religion altogether.
1 The Sunday Times, 2 Nov. 97, p. 19.
For please see Mr. Bilal Philips book and here is the link
http://d1.islamhouse.com/data/en/ih_books/signal/en_Did_God_Become_Man.pdf
guess i got it this time.,
he was under pressure and wanted to pee he rushed to the males rest room found it all full. couldnt stop himself rushed to the next door which was for females. as soon he stepped inside he got kicked in his balls and ,,,,,,,,,, his pants got wet.
that was terrible Arien. you have my sympathy on that :P
oh dear...
tra la la
i wonder why QLers are so obsessed with lungis and coconut trees :-/
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
Arien.. one of the best thread of the day so far.. Free of religious and racist hatred.
So any defence about the the girls on the Karwa Bus Shade Mr Arien?
Is it the looks or is it something else that attracts women to you? or is it your star sign?
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You Chicken Burgers = STOP HIJACKING ma THREAD = MODsssssssss :)
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Keep going I am listen to your Arugument and counter arguments..
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Goin fine khanan , long time no see.Hope u know that Pajju the gr8 s reported sick.
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LoL DaRuDe !!!
but i saw a hungry Dog biting tat half mast flag hanging lungi in btwn his legs....:)
i think i got it.
he was sitting under those Karwa bus shades he forgot to zip up the girls standing close by saw it and were trying to throw stone to see who hits the target :P
Lungi? whats lungi.. Look at him , am ARIEN not PAJJU :)
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I am in mood of hijacking and Bull$hitting...
couldn't find any other better thread:)
so whats up Arien?
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
Arien had to go out last night to the shop to get some milk. it was late night so we was wearing his LUNGI .
on his way some woman saw him and started whistling at him and throwing flying kissing and bum kisses to him and pointing at his half mast flag hanging lungi in btwn his legs :D
Lol Da - you still high?? am ARIEN not BRITEXPAT lol
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The laundry man by mistake put some ladies thong and not his. and today morning he found out that he was out of underwears and found the female thongs to wear.
UK - He wishes it was all on me, poorthing Da.. see wht all he had to go through.lol
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Baldy - no more hair to loose.. stick to the one or two line posts. ;)
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Arien nice post.. but too much to absorb early in the morning!
Is there any truth in what Da has just written?
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DA - enough enough, u think too much offlate, get back to work now Grrrrrr
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My brains isn't functioning properly at the moment.
Lemme have my coffee first so tat i dont read your post Mr. Arien Pullyatil Kunhi ....:)
Some girl refused arien and dont want to be his date tonight.
or guess some girl slapped him
or i think oh well i can think alot.
Morning Khanan, found its interestin.
Read it after lunch ;)
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early in the morning..
Good Morning Arien :) and have a nice weekend
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.