How to spot a married woman!
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
men wear their wedding ring on the left because (gosh)! could you imagine that! it would be painful for their partners! Ha-ha! lol. Just kidding! Uhm gee, you know what i mean by that. :)) or should i elaborate?
cheers,
paul
pmsl.... saggi, you've done it again!!! :P
hmmmm...little johnny..
sure does put a smile any time of the day....:)
nice onez everyone
I just copied a spanish friend.. he said that they wore it on the right finger..
But like your theory Brit..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
LMFAO...
“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”
Sir Winston Churchill
i am really looking forward to meet Johnny... :D
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
I think the reason we wear the ring on the left is because most men are right handed.. Once married, they usually end up smacking their fists against the wall in exasperation/anger/futility.. hence, wearing on the left saves broken bones..
Just my theory.. Any others ?
I always wore on the Right finger only found out recently that it had been on the wrong finger all the time.. lol.. Too late anyway...lol
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HE WHO DARES WINS
LOL....good one!i must remember to shift my wedding ring to the wrong finger if ever i'm at odds with my hubby in the future ;-)
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
he he!thanks,buddy!
Teacher to little Jonny.. "what do you call a Vicar on a Motor Bike".
Little Jonny.. Rev, Miss.
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HE WHO DARES WINS
awww!c'mon now....a joke is a joke...forget about the lady/gentleman bit.no such formalities b/w friends :-)
And I thought I was talking to a guy all this time..thanks for reminding me Brit.. Saggi your one funny chic..lol
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HE WHO DARES WINS
You just made me blush.. A lady should never tell jokes like these..
Little Johnny was on his way back home from the store with a loaf of bread in one hand, and his other hand in his pants pocket.
Off in the distance, Father Joseph sees little Johnny and realizes this is the perfect opportunity to go preach the gospel of the Holy Bible to the young boy.
Father Joseph approaches little Johnny and says, "I see that you have the "Staff of Life" in one hand."
"Yep," replies little Johnny. "And I have a loaf of bread in the other!"
ROFL!
love and adore little Johnny
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its really good one... :-)
hmmmmmmmmm v naughty:)
nice one xena
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NEPAL
haha thats a nice joke...
Teacher was busy with teaching the kids the alphabet, when little Johnny puts up his hand to ask to go to the toilet. Teacher said that first he had to recite the whole alphabet.
So Johnny obliges with a - z, skipping the letter p...
Very good Johnny, said the teacher, exepct where's the P, Johnny?
That would be running down my leg, he replied;-)
"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME
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good one!
Victor Bhatt .............
U need an ice cream pal ?? :)
lol Saggie ....
Naughty Johnny :)
age is a state of mind,my friend.it's happy thoughts that keep us young....at least i believe in that
at this age, spend times with such jokes, very funny
loool!
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ah!the kids of today!
Little jonny always funny..
Teacher to little Jonny, Do you say your prays before eating?
Little Jonny No Miss, My mother is a good cook.
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HE WHO DARES WINS
strikes again! :)
Love lil Johnny..........
naughty student
Ha-ha! Ooops.. My mind doesn't work like the teacher's! :))
cheers,
paul