How to identify an indian
How to identify an Indian!
1. Everything you eat is savoured in garlic, onion and tomatoes
2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
3. You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at
the Airport.
4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.
5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.
6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram &
Shyam, Kamini & Shamini.)
8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to
their real names.
9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed' .
10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's
the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.
Mohdkhan....i suppose u got it right should be there right on top....haahah
One more thing is missing and Indian will always criticize or backbite another indian instead of supporting. I am putting for a reform not for getting upset.
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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!
im an indian.......lol
Where r u from then? I think India thats y u know a lot about Indians...
You can't teach experience...
Now Indian bashing...........