HOW TO BREAK THE BAD NEWS !!!!!!!
At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker"
"Ah yes, Mr.Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"
"That's the one."
"Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh
well...what did he die from?"
"From eating rotten meat."
"Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?"
"Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."
"Dead horse? What dead horse Mr.Arnaldo?"
"Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that
work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house!
A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire."
"What the.....!!!But there’s electricity at the house!!!! What was the candle for???"
"For the funeral."
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!!!!!"
"Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her."
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Hahaahahahhhahahhh omg hahahaha
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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
very good one indeed , that got me lol- thank you RS , now i am wide awake......:D
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
LOL this is fun reading. makes me laugh. thanks my friend
"He who does not thank people, does not thank Allah" prophet Muhammed (pbuh)
The old ones are still the best!
LOL
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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!
nice one
lol...chain reaction..:D
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
hehehehe lolxxx
good one! had me laughing out loud!
Arnaldo.. hahaha
Superb stuff my friend...a good quick laugh amidst all the chaos on QL...LOL!!!!Superb...
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA... good one...