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Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a book "How to Cook"!

A wife and a husband sit in the room and enjoys a bottle of wine. Suddenly the
wife says:
- I love you.
Husband asks in surprise:
- Is that you or wine talking?
Wife- This is me, I'm talking to wine.

At the psychologist:
- My wife does not like that I snore...
- So what would you like to get rid of: snoring or your wife?

A yawning man demonstrates his impoliteness,
a yawning woman – her capabilities.

A couple is celebrating their 30 years anniversary of marriage. The husband asks his wife:
- We have grown 12 kids. But Johnny is different from the rest. Please, tell me honestly, I will forgive you, but I wanna know – maybe you have cheated on me?
The wife replies:
- Yes, I was. Johnny is your real son
about-men-husband.

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By Molten Metal• 12 Oct 2013 15:48

Class fun ....

By mast kalandar• 12 Oct 2013 15:27

ROFL first one very funny BG ha ha ha ha ha ha..............

By Humbles• 12 Oct 2013 15:13

Great .

By soniya• 12 Oct 2013 14:53

hahaha..First one was good..

By mmaawan• 10 Oct 2013 11:12

very funny

By Seeyon• 10 Oct 2013 11:00

Funny

By BOXBE16DOBARA• 10 Oct 2013 10:53

Wife: I hate that beggar.

Husband: Why?

Wife: Yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a book "How to Cook"!

reminds me of the movie ganchakkar

By muhammad yasir siddiqui• 10 Oct 2013 10:09

Buhahahahaha :D the last one :P

By dayalu• 10 Oct 2013 10:09

Rating: 3/5

English only in the main forum- Thanks (Moderator)

thank you BG....

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