Hell
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told," First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a Software Engineer, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the Cafeteria!!!!!
Thanks Murali! I am also a new one here and dont have lot of time to search any jokes at the archive, so i really enjoyed your posting. Keep it on!!
lol try the search ... but dont let me stop u posting as some must have not read
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
I am new to this Qatar Living so no Idea which have been already posted. I think it is better for me to keep my mouth shout for some days :-)
Again this is a repeat
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.