Heaven or Hell
A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go to hell." This led to talk around the table and it was generally agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands were going to end up in hell.
So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves. One woman said
"I try to be good - I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven." Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it." So, then they noticed that one of the ladies wasn't saying anything. And they looked at her and said "You're such a nice lady, surely you're going to Heaven...?"
She says "No, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me a ticket straight to hell!"
They were shocked and asked why.
"Well, you don't expect me to live in a world without men, do you??!?"
How about if we threw in spandex, leather and a few whips ?
LOL!!!!
dunno, depends on the men - not sure i want to spend all eternity with wife beaters
davao was not one troll enuf that u had to join him :(
can i hire ur secretary who follows u everywhere
lol FS !
plus Baburao will also be there is hell..what more you need..lol