A little old guy goes to the doctor and says, "doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn`t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I`ve farted at least 20 times since I`ve been here in your office. You didn`t know I was farting because they don`t smell and are silent."
The doctor says,"I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the man comes back.
"Doctor," he says, "I don`t know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts... Although still silent... stink terribly."
The doctor says,"Good!! Now that we`ve cleared up your sinuses, lets work on your hearing..."
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anywayz its a bad habit to fart in public area... or in confined place... but it's not sinful... ;b
hay...
i dont know much abt this gas. its chemical combination and all. but i never heard that some 1 died bcoz of this.
i know 1thing.
that gas burns....
any 1 tried that?
and it keep not only doctors away...
it keeps every 1 away.........
you certainly need to see your ENT specialist :)
lol britey ....
Not me.. Honest :O)
A little old guy goes to the doctor and says, "doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn`t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I`ve farted at least 20 times since I`ve been here in your office. You didn`t know I was farting because they don`t smell and are silent."
The doctor says,"I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the man comes back.
"Doctor," he says, "I don`t know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts... Although still silent... stink terribly."
The doctor says,"Good!! Now that we`ve cleared up your sinuses, lets work on your hearing..."
brite, the persons who farts thinks tat his fart is odorless and harmless...
but for others its like a POISONous and Chemical GAs to which someone would even die...:(
me too and i don't fart in public
Luckily mine are silent and don't stink :O)
maybe someone in their office obviously farts with a loud noise so they made this memo...lol
waiting for my situation report :D
without Farting how can a person survive ? :(
It relaxes a person.
Farting a dozen times a day, keeps the doctors away.
Anyone from Aberdeen here?
u gonna close the door ?? lol
I didnt do it!
And I'll not fart again! :)
farting silently ??? is it crime...?
What about the farting of ants and animals?
it is toxic.. lol
good one.. ;-)
hahaha.. Farting is a crime..
its a form of pollution! :P
So far millions of human beings died in their offices due to farting of hazardous gas? What a nuisance.
H2S can kill you softly...!
LOL they were right to file a report... inhalation of extremely high levels of hazardous gas may result in suffocation or death.. :P