Have a cheer full weekend

Sugar Test* *
Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside
and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told
him to check sugar level regularly.

* *Lion and Sardars* *
Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One
of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When
asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be
running? It is you who has thrown the sand

* *Cyclone* *
Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle

*Side Effects* *
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you
know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!

* *Oxygen* *
Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773
Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would
have died...

* *Skeleton* *
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop
it!!

**Yes/No* *
Sardar reported for his university final examination, which consists of
Yes/No type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at
the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes
his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer
sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is
sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately
flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on.
Sardar replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very
good."

**Imagination* *
Sardar went to an interview.
Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire
bursts out, and there are many people who are struggling to survive. In
that situation, what do you do ?
Sardar: Oye! I will stop imagining

**Sun v/s Moon* *
Sardar's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon
gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day
when it is available abundantly...

Happy Weekend all !!!