Gulf

Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte
By Baburao-Ganpatr...

Gulf
* Petrol is cheaper than water Payment for drainage also
* Any building construction finishes in 3 months
* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified
* Show-off matters more than real quality & performance
* Labors are paid less than what they can earn back in their country
* Companies can kick away their employees without any reason
* Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money
* Cleaners have more Wasta than officers
* Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner
* Office boy & Drivers has more influence on Boss than Manager (exactly)
* Gulf climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see raining, dust storm, hot / humid / chilling weather
* Gulf is located in desert, still u find greenery everywhere
* If some one can't earn money in Gulf, he can't earn at any place in the world
* In Gulf, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes u never know, its sooo fast
* Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in home town
* Love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than that you were together
* Being at home is more painful than being at work
* Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie of Salman / Sharukh / aamir khan
* Gulf girls sing Hindi songs but don't understand anything
* A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters
* Food/Grocery delivery to the car
* A Starbucks every 10 meters
* Hard Rock Cafe with no alcohol
* A Shopping Mall in every 5km.
* Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers
* Getting license is more difficult than car
* Smashed cars are more than bugs
* Local calls are free
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What is the difference between secretary & private secretary?

Secretary :says GOOD MORNING SIR
Private Secretary :says ITS MORNING SIR

By Victory_278692• 8 Nov 2012 14:47
Victory_278692

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished"

"after marriage He Become A Complete Fool" ;D

I know Doha is full of rocks and (cold) stones on their beaches :)

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 8 Nov 2012 13:53
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

vic bhai we only have "Doha Rocks " cafe in qatar

By anonymous• 8 Nov 2012 13:52
anonymous

ROFL BG good one

By Victory_278692• 8 Nov 2012 13:42
Victory_278692

Good one babubhaiyya. where is hard rock cafe in Qatar? I saw in Dubai and US.

By Rizks• 8 Nov 2012 13:35
Rizks

britey and wat is the nationalities of those secretaries ? :)

By britexpat• 8 Nov 2012 13:35
britexpat

You forget about "Scretaries of bosses think they are gods"

By NimbuPani• 8 Nov 2012 12:51
NimbuPani

Another fish in the net.

By Goldfish 123• 8 Nov 2012 11:57
Goldfish 123

Too good,

And most of them are so true,,Thumbs Up for this one..

By Ozf105• 8 Nov 2012 11:30
Ozf105

Intriguingly informaive!!!

By Good old joe• 8 Nov 2012 11:27
Rating: 4/5
Good old joe

SHOW - OFF matters more than real quality & performance... The more the noise you make, especially when the top guy is around better are your chances of getting noticed out here

Companies can kick away their employees without any reason... and if there is no reason then they call it because of RECESSION... in short anything to move you out

Tea boys, Office boys & Drivers have more influence on Boss than the Manager or team leader

Welcome to the Gulf..Life is always sunny out here even when it rains.....

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 8 Nov 2012 11:00
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

mafee photo :(

By cherukkan• 8 Nov 2012 10:58
cherukkan

BG, Can I see you now?

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