A guide to studying or working in England
This has probably been posted before, but this has to be my all time favorite English joke. It was originally aimed at Americans, but it is applicable to all. In honor of the Olympics in London, I am reposting it for anyone who has not had the pleasure:
Just a taste:
Transportation
Public taxis are subsidized by the Her Majesty's Government. A taxi ride in London costs two pounds, no matter how far you travel. If a taxi driver tries to overcharge you, you should yell "I think not, you charlatan!", then grab the nearest bobby and have the driver arrested. It is rarely necessary to take a taxi, though, since bus drivers are required to make detours at patrons' requests. Just board any bus, pay your fare of thruppence (the heavy gold-colored coins are "pence"), and state your destination clearly to the driver, e.g.: "Please take me to the British Library." A driver will frequently try to have a bit of harmless fun by pretending he doesn't go to your requested destination. Ignore him, as he is only teasing the American tourist (little does he know you're not so ignorant!).
The full guide
Or perhaps enjoy some BSE beef (accept nothing less). I first saw this maybe ten years ago or more and it still makes me laugh to the point of tears.
Love it ! I need to get some new goolies for a few quid:O)