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By NimbuPani •

Wife To Husband On The Phone,

Wife: “Hey Baby, How Are You Doing?”

Husband: “Listen, I Am Really Busy, Don’t Have Time To Talk At All”

Wife: “Well Baby, I Have A Good News And Bad News For You. You Want To Hear Them?”

Husband: “Just Tell Me The Good News, I Don’t Have Time For The Bad!”

Wife: “Okay, Good News Is The Air Bags Of Our New BMW Work Absolutely Fine“...... o.O :O

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By britexpat• 9 Dec 2012 10:41

I'm sure it will go ahead.. Too much money at stake ..

By NimbuPani• 9 Dec 2012 10:29

Good morning Fea... I hope you just not woke up.

By RADIUS• 9 Dec 2012 09:15

nomore fight brit :(

By britexpat• 9 Dec 2012 09:08

Damn!

What happens to the Mayweather fight now :O(

By fea_sad• 9 Dec 2012 09:07

Good morning all :)

By drsam• 9 Dec 2012 09:02

the Doctor says to his patient "the bad news is that your surgery is very risky; 9 out of 10 die under the knife. the good news is that already 9 of my patients are dead, and your the 10th!"

By RADIUS• 9 Dec 2012 08:56

BAD news: pacquiao lost by KO in 6rds :(

By NimbuPani• 9 Dec 2012 08:53

Good Morning Storm.

By Strom• 9 Dec 2012 08:50

Rating: 4/5

good morning..

By britexpat• 9 Dec 2012 08:48

So the Doctor says to his patient " I've got some good news and I have got some bad. What do you want to hear first?"

The patient said " I'll have the good news"

Doc " Well take one of these pills every day for the rest of your life and you will live!"

Patient " What's the bad news?

Doc " I've only got two"

By NimbuPani• 9 Dec 2012 08:44

TEXT MISSING TEXT MISSING

By NimbuPani• 9 Dec 2012 08:41

So you read it carefully to find something funny in that, right ? lol..

By anonymous• 9 Dec 2012 08:26

Oh pleaseeee..not funny at all!

By shafy88• 9 Dec 2012 08:19

Thanks guys for starting the day with smile on face, Good morning to u all!

By NimbuPani• 9 Dec 2012 08:06

Good morning dude.

By nite_rider• 9 Dec 2012 07:48

Good Morning Guys

By NimbuPani• 9 Dec 2012 07:24

lol. brite thanx you came up with one more... Good Morning with a smile.

Good Morning brite.

By britexpat• 9 Dec 2012 07:21

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.

Patient: What's the good news?

Doctor: The good news is they are naming a disease after you!

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