Granny's
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when
> it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
> Lady 1: What's that?
> Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> Lady 1: Where did you get it?
> Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
> The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
> The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
> Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.
> The pharmacist fainted.
so you actually lived this experience, a funny one!
:-)
During my internship (graveyard shift:4pm to 8am), our PROFESSOR (also a senior staff in the medical laboratory and our mentor for that shift) would be celebrating her birthday the very next morning. So, we wanted to surprise her so we ordered pizzas and chinese food.
For the trimmings and confettis and stuff, toilet papers were fantastic alternatives...the booze? it was easy. ;-)
But the baloons proved to be a problem. It was already late and the 7-11 store was on the far end of the avenue away from the hospital. Since there are 24 hour drugstores and pharmacies around the hospital, we went out to buy condoms for baloons while the boys did the decorating.
Imagine the look of the old lady pharmacies when a bunch of us female interns (we were 4) in our white uniforms when we asked for one box of each brand of condoms (emphasized that we want the colored ones, the biggest size, especially the LUMINOUS/GLOW IN THE DARK)the pharmacy was selling...the old lady shook her head and muttered to herself as she rang the cash register and watched us leave....lmao
lol
ooopss....just kidding ;-P
am glad u all did!
Loved it
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Tht was a good 1 :)
Um Ok- 80yo grannies can't smoke, even the light Camel.. ;o)
cheers,
paul