Good Morning QL
Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT
company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part
of our team now.
You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees".
The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're
all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of
our developers has disappeared however.
Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer.
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the developer?"
One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says:
"You
FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and
project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU ate one
developer and it got noticed.
So hereafter please don't eat a person who is working ."
Cheers
nice one! i want to dedicate this to my boss...
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz