GM to all ...Have a great day ahead
A foreigner had very spicy indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet n said,"now i realised why indians use water... Tissues may catch fire!
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A Girl Having An Affair With A One Legged Man And Finally Got Married With Him
One Day She Wrote A Letter To Her Mother: ‘My Husband Only Has 1 Foot‘.
Her Mother Replied: ‘You Are Lucky Baby, Your Father Has Only 5 Inches‘...
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Boy2god:Why did u make girls so beautiful
god:So that u can love them
boy:So why dint u gave brains to them
God: So that they can love u
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History always Tells a Story....
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Thats why you must Delete it Before your DAD use the Computer
LOL.. i liked the first one....
try Triactol Breast Enlargement Cream... :) you may have a firm Moobs, blease
That is sad but true :( i need a moob job done quickly
and who the heck is khalid26? someone asked me to pose semi nude? Gosh i'm in such demand these day.
Holy Smoke!!! lucky you!
Happy Holidays to all!!!!
A man went to a Doctor said, after the first one I feel that I am tired, after the 2nd I feel that I need to take a rest, after the 3rd I feel knee pain, after the 4th I feel back pain, after the 5th …,
The doctor interrupts is there 5th one also,
The man replied Yes doctor, my house is at 6th Floor
Jothish - Khalied26 is the human version & Smoke is the animal version for semi nude
Qls I have a serious doubt
whether khalid26 and Smoke are same person.
Both are using "Yippie!!!"
Smoke show your photo with shirtless....
Not only is it a good morning but tonight i'm heading over to Dubai for a week long stay for Christmas and New Year!!!Yippie!!!
GM, MD, CEO , COO
Good Morning Fea_Sad...Thank you for the early morning smile :)
Have a great weekend
Is the age on your profile correct or we should lower it down by some years.
Nice