Generation Gap
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."!!!!
Hehehehehehe ya good mom.....sitting at home,not going on date !!!!perfect mom
Enjoy guys
Yeehaw!!! You just reacted to my post! I thought you said you wouldn't. LOL
I know thats me thats me thats me being talked about. Thanks again! LOL.
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i feel sorry for ppl who try to step on others just to get on top of the popularity ladder.
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
Uncle : Take care and take a chill pill. You still owe us that damn treat for barging in like that. Friggin kanjoos.
P.s. Please upate your profile. From Senior to "Senior Citizen"
NTN : Wah kya baat hai. Beti not feeling well and here you are online for whole of the morning and half of afternoon. Great mom! :P Alritey see ya tomorrow and hope India wins. Cheers!
Over and out - Ray
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ray and also we have to stick to our 2008 plan.I would have joined you guys if not for kiddo she ain't too well.......
Why do I get a feeling you will end up "no commenting" most of the time in our threads? LOL.
NTN : Elephant job was way too funny! Hehehehehe
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I'm outtie in like 2... see yall at Mc's... adios NTN... muah!!!
no comments ont hose other things
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
ho gaye!!!!!! I think he had to rush for elephant job
Yeaht atleast we dont have to change the nightie na! LOL. We're in our office clothes.
Boys plans are instant, quite unlike womenfolk, "Hey Han, GG are you free on next to next saturday?" LOL LOL
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Thank God there was no 3
or else it wud be and 3 he get's Colt as Bonus...
hehehehe.......aab?
Colt -You just had that platter now mc donalds......No guys you carry on can't make it at such short notice ....:)I can see KSA jumping his way to mc donalds.......One he gets food 2 he gets ray,,,,,what more can he ask
That was 5hit like an elephant
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And again we think similar...
You forgot to complete it!
work like a donkey but eat like a king
fart like a horse and shit like an elephant
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I also live by... and fcuk like a horse... or Peter North... lol!!!
You know my other nick is Michael Schumacher. I drive upto your place, pick you up and be at the Mac's within 15 mins. You wanna join in?
Are you dressed to go or still in your nightie? LOL LOL
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work like a donkey but eat like a king
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
Speak of the devil!!! Too bad you came in too late dude. I was about to head out.
Uncleji welcome back. You forgot to burp after that long meal. For a moment I thought I scared you away. LOL.
Oh btw, Colt, Sarat and I are meeting up at McDonalds opposite FFC in about 15 mins or so!
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That was big lunch ......Hope you enjoyed
RAY, KSA and me just gonna hook up at McDonalds for a quick bite in about 15... you guys are most welcome. We'll be breaking off in like an hour or so... be there or be square... hee haw!!!
shreeya thanks appreciate yoyr kindness... God bless
are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
Its ok i know how it feels after all the bad things when one good thing happen ...one usually doesnt know how to react ,,,,,,LOL LOL
Uncle nahi lagta aayega ....
Bye colt.
back what did i miss
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
LOL. I just sent you a PM. Thought you weren't gonna answer it here.
You've gotta be kidding, 27th September it is! :( What a sad moment of my life. Can't believe I've found someone else besides that Pakistani cricketer Mohammed Akram to share my date of birth! LOL LOL
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ok we shall stick to english just for you......LOL
Ray -Good boy thats why he is always ray bhai ray bhai........
Colt -But did u find out what does atithi devo bhavo means??????
I'm outta here and be with yall tomorrow... have a good evening and stay safe.
What time r u leaving for home? Let's meet up! It's about time I think. What say?
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well u want me to save you the trip???????Ok i ll lie for you only ......:(
NO ITS NOT 27th .....I tried a stright face there.....LOL
Damnit you guys are talkin so much hindi in here that i can't read... although i talk hindi... reading it is different... dayum!!!!
He's a sweetboy yaar. He likes long goodbyes! Uncle must be having one hell of a lunch! LOL
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tum log kabhi nahin sudharo ge... anyways have fun...bye (last one for sure)
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toh jaa nah guru.......half an hour and 4 byes u r still here!!!!!!Majbori
Haven't you heard? Majboori ka naam Gandhiji hai! LOL
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Guys...now did i miss that discussion when NTN spoke bout that Ad...sorry for repeating...
Hey NTN...u r being busy...noticing similarities...well its always good to take ideas from ppl buddy...tht was for the flag part...well gujju girl...i was jus being enthu bout her...no likings and all...well i m leaving cos i have to get to the study center...kya karen madam...sabki koi na koi majboori hain na...
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You forgot to include event management in the list! LOL
Bas mujhe upar waale ne dum (tail) nahi di hai... soch raha hoon isi ko hi laga loon. LOL.
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Busy with work ???U ???whats that?Rangoon trip .....reimbursment for all thai food u ate and all dvds u bought????
aab mei isko kuch kahungi toh he ll cry.....we discussed the same ad regarding your wedding the other day !!!!!!!!
What did u do ......he choses the flag ,u have to put a flag ....he likes the gujju girl u want the same girl .......now u want to leave so he should also leave .........
All the best pal... dun worry if you fail... failures are stepping stones to success... relax!
Sorry guy, was a li'l tied up with work today...
Wake up dude! NTN had mentioned that ad almost a week back or something. LOL
NTN : My lady, tell me, are you really on 27th September!??? I'm gonna rush straight to the hospital in Bombay and ask them to give me a fake birth certificate with a different date.
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LOL. I hope not. Hope he gets back.... am eagerly faffing away time at office even after work hours! :(
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Ray...thanks dude...i got these set of papers from Testking which are quite quite reliable...so hoping to do big tomorrow...for sure...
Yea NTN...me and Ray...what did we do...anyways...take it easy...dimaag thikaane tho hain...
speaking of which have u guys come across this ad...that Chlormint Ad...which suhaag raat ke din he plays Kabaddi...its an awesome ad....somehow the ads in India and the creativity is so amazingly superb...and then u look at Ads in Australian TV or Gulf Region its lame...sad...
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hehehehe......I doubt he is coming back!!!!!
KSA - U might as well have sang the song chal chal mere bhai ,tere haath jodtha hu ............
KS : Hope you're using transenders! They're pretty helpful for MCSE papers! All the best again and get back with good news tomorrow!
NTN : Whats with me and KSA? What did we do? Yeah just read. Dravid dropped the catch and absolutely livid with himself!
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Chalo guys take care ab tho mein nika raha hoon...take care...bachke rehna Ray uncle se...
NTN...bye babe...get well soon to ur kiddo....
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Whats with u and ksa ....LOL
Catch dropped dravid
NTN : Pata nahi yaar. Uncle ne kal raat zyada pee li lagta hai. LOL
Ksarat : Abe mereko tension nahi hai. Bekar mein khud ubal raha tha. Thanda kar diya. LOL
Shreeya : Bye girl. So much for looking forward to a HOT online date with you :(
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Pls...itna bhi karne ki kya zaroorat hain...looks like Ray isnt gng to leave until he sorts out with Monty...hey bhai...tere kaaam karne ka time khallas...chal na abhi chal na bhai...
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par uncle ko hua kya????
Ray...man thanks for the wishes...but u had to come up with the Gujju topic yet again...i jus hope i dont think of her tomorrow morning...in the exam hall...kiddin....sure will not think bout her...
Shreeya...arey thanks for the offer...but abhi keliye ye baat kaafi hain...ek din zaroor ...
NTN...arey madam kahan send kiya aapne...nothin in there...u sure u sent it to the right person me and not Colt...if ppl like me dont cool Monty off and if ppl like u keep firing and putting oil in between then log yahan ladke mar padengey...thats why the small interventions...
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All the best.......
We will open wish KSA thread tomm .......
All the best bro! Take care and do well. Cheers!
P.s. : Don't think too much of that Gujju girl I've been laying. LOL
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Well guys and gals,
Leaving now....
Ksa..Daal pakani hai abhi to jana padega...thodi jyada chadha dun kya...in case you are coming for lunch..
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U are sitting on right side but bending towards left......LOL so its not a perfect right......
Ray -Tasveer se guzara kae loonga?????Matlab tasweer se kya kya........LOL LOL
Oooooo....that was a blinder...anyways...girl u take care have a nice evening....
Ray, NTN, GG, Colt...Monty...Ppl...this is me signing off...enjoy, take care god bless and have fun...
Have a chill pill...
NTN lets talk bout the info thing tomorrow...hey guys i have an exam tomorrow the first one...looking forward to it...Microsoft Exam...
So jus keep a thread open for me tomorrow...
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Am in here for a while... gonna wait till Uncle gets back!
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Smart boys are always welcome! Hehhehehe
What was that again? Some kinda women seldom make history....
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KSA- Tera kuch toh panga hai bandhu.....You do answering for everybody!!!!!! Koyi kissi se kuch pooche .....u have to reply LOL
I sent you twice.....ahhhhhh dont tell me u didnt get!!!
Shreeya -leaving soon as soon as all men are about to leave....till then lets share..........attention LOL
Hey Ksa, check again me sitting prettily on right side.....
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I lost u there...u r on the right side of the page...r u sure u woke up from the right side of the bed today...kinda look tired ...dont start using ur brains...Shreeya...kiddin...
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See Monty,
I am on the right side of the page so mine is Right side of an argument...You missed that NTN....
And Monty dear you are also invited from my side for free...smart guys are always welcome...
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Shreeya : I think you should keep that jaan thing for our Colt. He's lacking in numbers, just proved that today. His score is just 10, can you believe that? LOL. Main to bas aapki tasveer dekh kar hi guzara kar loonga.
Monteiro : Uncle, I wasn't asking you to treat us at Chingari or something. I know you're a miser at that weak heart, but oh come'on you should've learnt to take a joke! Atleast at your age. Please do come back!! Hope I haven't scared you away as well :(
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See Monty,
I am on the right side of the page so mine is Right side of an argument...You missed that NTN....
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oh i see, thanks for that info..:)
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Shreeya...so u know when to make an entrance dont u...
Owen...that is the tri-color of the Indian Flag buddy...in a couple of days it is the Indian Independence Day...so thats the reason for the change...hole on for a couple of days...UR SEXY INSIDE will be back again...
NTN...u told me bout some message u sent me with the info i asked...didnt receieve any...did u send any...
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going for lunch break will brb
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
what are you talking ??????now who rubbed on to you or vice versa?????
Monty - SEE now u defy your own line there is your side of argument and then there is ray side of argument and then there is right side which is chill........nobody meant anything rude.....you should have got drift if you read the thread.......
LOL i dont know what i tried ......
Hehehehe. Yup feather to tickle the cherry! LOL :P
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Hi NTN,
See it is always make tricks to log on after every other girl leaves...you get all attentions...lol...so when are you leaving?
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Monty bhai...Ray was jus jokin man...he does this to everyone...infact in this place Ray, NTN, GG, Shreeya they are all experts at this game of pulling legs...infact they can also put foot in the mouth...ask Charan abt it...he hasnt been able to take his foot out of his mouth due to some wrong entries...
He was absolutely jokin man...he is no moderator take it easy...but he is of this thread buddy...;)....so easy on that...
So what do u do Monty...in Qatar...
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excuse me, sexy inside gone? what happened? and you change it with a what? it looks like a feather? :D
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LOL LOL. Am I good as pissing off people or what?? NTN, prime example! heheheh. We're best buddies now, kinda!
Jesus Christ! You seriously are good with words aren't you? Or maybe that blood pressure thing is making you use words like barking and all that crap. Lucky for you am really in a great mood and in for replying in good manner else you'd have had it. LOL
Uncle, you're getting angry as if a girlfriend gets angry with her guy for insulting her. Take a chill pill its available at all leading pharmacies. It's called Viagra!
Oh btw, isn't this thread an apt title for the fight between me and Monteiro? "Generation Gap"!!! ROFLMAO. hehehehe
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Ohhhhh....found it....those words I think made wonder...Meri Jaan....But how many 'tukdas' or pieces should I make of my Jaan'? One for colt another for you?
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wow god sent after GG decided to go on pilgrimage to test her will power ....I was lost!!!!
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i did not say any thing to ray so why should he talk like he is a moderator (good thing for us all he is not)
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
umm... you really need to be more docile when you're in here ok... or else you will scare KSA away...lol!!!
Hey Girl...how u doing...well its the inthing Patriotism...
How u doing today...kya haal chaal...
Ray...finally India is inching to Victory...naa it wasnt possible to chase at a run rate of 5 an over...never thought so...but again its cricket...u never can say so...
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Meri jaan! Welcome. Yeah man, 15th August, couldn't help it. LOL
Aamchi Mumbai Marathi Mumbai! LOL
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Would never dream of socializing with u n talking about group who made u the moderator here.u can go on barking this is my last reply to u but not to the forum
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
O come on Colt...take care of ur pal Monty...forget Darling for a while dude...i m sure Ray and NTN are taking care of her....calm down ur fish tank friend Monty...he is going excited...hey Monty buddy...take it easy dude...we are all here just to have fun...noone takes anything personally...
Easy...dude...no wonder Colt was getting comfy with u...(cool as a Cucumber thingy...!!!! LOL Colt...sorry dude spilled ur secret)
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Something is wrong with my browser or what? Still searching some patriotism in that 'Sexy Inside'......
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Yeehaw!!!
Thodi der ke liye meri to phat rahi thi ke England chase na kar le. Hope charan isn't reading this. LOL
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ho raha hai?????????????
Well you certainly don't sound like anything close to being cool as a cucumber! What do I see? Ahh.... its the blood pressure needle rising! LOL.
Did you read what others had to say uncleji? I would love to give it back to you in words... but don't really feel good swearing at someone close to my dad's age!
You need to learn to civilize. We're an organized group here and have a great unity. We know each others way of talking in and out. A loose cannon like you cannot just come in an fit like the missing jigsaw piece. So please watch on words old fart before that fart gives you a cardiac arrest! :)
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I think some of KSA has rubbed off on you... now you are talkin crazy...
but defi no no to colt for him all sizes ,shapes ,age, gender goes .........he just can't resist ....
He is onto anything that moves !!!!!!LOL LOL
Ray...u seriously out to take care from Monty...looks like u pissed him off...
that was a good one for darling...
Now Ray...whats with u and Colt man as he is claiming...
Darling...yes thats the one Ray's talkin bout...i wonder were u like born in open air...
Monty...easy dude...take it easy man...u gotto get used to this if u want to barge into the group...or rather join the group champ...
NTN...ab suspense bundh bhi karo yaar...bday bataao...
And since the topic came out of bdays i jus picked up...i have no intentions of storing them,, jus was checking out whether all u guys really sound like how ur zodiacs would sound...
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I am cool as a cucumber u need to learn to be more civilized so grow up dude dont be a bloody racist
n talking of charan dont give me that crap seen ppl like u who r all talk n nothing else
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
Ooops! Even NTN has referred you as an elderly uncle! Are you sure you're in the right group?
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,,i used to drink colt45(same as beer in phil)
tanx for that buddy... any info about him...is he harmful?
you are hitting on a elderly MAN!!!!!!!!!
Colt what happened to you??????:((((
Correction my friend, 'Catch them young... help them grow'. Ahem!
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May I warn you about staying away from this guy Ray... you see you're in his preferred age group (18-25) and him being a dirty old pervert of 40 likes 'em young like you...
So all these sweet words of his.... nuh huh... BEWARE!!!
Wow! That was a big one for me brother. Charan's left, you're next.
Listen uncle, please don't shout so much alrite. Never know when you might get a heart attack and after swearing at me you will be embarrassed that it was me who called the damn ambulance for you!
So chill out and learn to take jokes at your age!
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GG- Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ,nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ray that was good one (darling)
Colt-Monty -Why does this discussion between you both doesnt sound like you are actually talking tanks and fishes but something else and dirty in coded words......LOL
thanks for welcoming me... are u referring cloudnyn the disco bar in merweb?
You friggin' faggot! Ksarat you've one massive azz dude. Keep away from him.
Darling : I'm also glad to know that you realised it was raining while you were born. Pretty smart of you! My parents tell me I was busy crying and the room was closed with curtains and all that. Wasn't lucky enough to get delivered in the open air! :P
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who the f**k made u the moderator here. get lost buddy i am not barging in your hse. this is a open forum so cool it
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
LOL... i was just thinking of asking Monty the same thing... damnit, we think so much alike as well... i think we're made for each other... lol!!! did i sound queer there?lmao!!!
Thanks for the info! Most welcome to the group. Ladies entry free of cost. Just like cloudnyn. Stags not allowed! LOL
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What a ........... You are!!!!!!!
and then...am taking a break.... unless I find something really inetresting or if am really bored......I wont reply....so dont miss me....But i will log on from home....but feel free to text/call me if you have something important to share..lol
I dont want to do this....but I want to see if I can refrain myself..lol
Colt
my tank has been set up 6 monts back
all the fishes, invertebrates n anemone r healthy
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
mine is on july 3rd..... a rainy day when i was born...
Full Monty! Dude, whoever asked you for your birthday?? I have warned you before as well. You just can't barge into the group just like that.
Where's your treat to enter the group? Btw, wtf is that coolasice? Not all that cool as we thought huh?
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Baby!KSA told me not to surprise him......:(
Ksa now that you have everybody on records what are you going to do ...open up happy birthday thread on all these days ??????????
I am so stuffing my face with Kebab king Mixed Tandoor Platter and Mutton Biryani... hee haw!!!
All you hungry fookers.... ;-P
Hun! It's okay you can speak it out. We're not asking for your year of birth! :P
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Hows you tank doing pal... managed to set it up yet?
mine is on April 14
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
Happy now... got everyones b'day on record?
Ray....please..leave them alone..lol
Another september!!!!!! Wow
Ok I wont surprise you......:))
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That is your and mine side of arguments about jokes but his side which he always claim to be right one is different.........LOL
So which is the right one
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
Whats with everyone with Septembers and November???
It seems our parents found colder months of January and March quite good for mating eh!?
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I m sorry i havent mentioned mine...i thought i ran it thru ...anyways mine is on Sept 16th...
Now come on NTN...dont surprise us by telling urs on Sept 27th...
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Nopes, didn't read sorry. I generally tend to skip yours and Ksarats posts! LOL LOL.
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KSa - mine is 31 September...
RAy - what joke you talking bout dude... and besides i did say that 35 was way boosted in my earlier post like forever ago, are you not reading?
GG - wassup baby? ;-)
That is your and mine side of arguments about jokes but his side which he always claim to be right one is different.........LOL
Mine is right.. I did mention it somewhere above..
Why you didnt mention yours?
NTN & Colt...grrrrr why cant you guys say your Bday?
Why do I get a feeling you're on 27th Sept. Oh my God!!!!! Life sucks or what!??
I've just been thru a double birthday treat last night. Not another one dammit!
Btw, GG really impressed that you knew that 27th September fell during Ramadan. I think its gonna fall in Ramadan next year as well. What luck! 3 years in a row and not much of partying! :(
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Was monty the 35th or the 10th one??????LOL
Gypsy gal point well taken
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
Some people sont have net access 24/7...at least in the rest room...so its better to keep one joke book handy..lol
Thats the worst joke you cold have possibly come out with for the day. I know reality bites! A score of 35 (quite possibly over exhagerrated) hurts, especially when made fun of!
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hehehehe....He is done for the day.U never know thou with him couple of 4's he ll come jumping back with his memory intact......LOL
BTW all of us have told except KSA and colt
Jokes r available plenty on net why waste money to buy a joke book
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
Ray: Sept 27th
NTN: ?????????
Colt: XXX
GG: Nov 21st right GG...
So comeon NTN and Colt...vomit ur dates or falling onto this Earth...
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And finally you realised that... Amen!
What... you thought we'd all get you a gift or sumthing likr that?
Good one.. Charan... is busy... searching a place to hide his.... you know what..lol
I think he's shut for the day. LOL.
So much for the joke books he bought, guess he'll have to use it in other threads.
So why aren't we all revealing our birthdays here? Was I the only stupid around?
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O well, lines for dear freind...Charan...no offence meant but dude the match has jus started...players out on the field, and looks like u r almost getting ready to get ur foot into ur mouth...
Hey i got a better idea...i jus found out today that Colt is on 10...so since he has a lot of work to do out in this world...get his reputation and number on the higher side...why dont u go into the much coveted place...THE MAZE...now there u can be rest assured that none of us wud come there and whack u...except for colt though...thats like his Hibernation Spot...
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Stop talking crazy and go get me some lunch...;-P
You get your best lines for Charan.....LOL LOL
LOL. Good one!
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Ladies and Gentlemen let me have the honour of presenting to u today's Lunch time special...Charan Bash Ray whip his Azz...brought to u by Ray Entertainment...NTN Productions...Colt Pictures......Edited by Qatari...GG we will give u the Heroine where in u get to beat Charan up and down .... whooo hoooo...
For a starting Ray...that was good man...
Charan...that cricket thing eaten...o man...u so gng to eat ur own Balls speak bout Stupidity and Innocence and the result...here is another one...
Innocence: U come down from Dubai and ask us is cricket the thing that is eaten in Thailand(ur country)...
Thrill: Ray , GG, NTN whipping ur Azz...and ur company askin u for an expense report
Result: The same whats been happening for the past 3 weeks ...ur foot in ur mouth...
O my god...i just cant believe it how can ur team loose so sadly dude...maybe they gotto invoke some Thai Players...
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Agreed about illegitimate expenses......
I think ray he must have got kicked in Dubai also this time some one must have really lost it on him and banged in head ...he seems to have lost his memory ......i hope he remebers the great cricketers he assumingly met........
WTF was the statement all about... you're killing me with this and I can't even concentrate on my Rangoon report, which is like taking a million years to get done... :-((
Awww... I wish you would have come online and popped this 'what is cricket' question some other day. We were having a good time as it is. Maybe you should have saved it for one of our boring days.
Well dude. You don't want me to cut and paste your verbal diarrhoea after the first test. Do you? LOL.
From what I can remember. You have been vomitting and I've been beating you rite from day one.
First test you were like India is gonna lose India is gonna lose. I said they will save the test and they did.
Second test you began your English chant again and we beat them fair and square. You had no option but to keep shut and keep saying watch out for my future country, they will get back at you!
Third test your future cricket team is in doldrums and staring down the barrel.
Finally, you come back and pretend to act as if you've just landed from Mars and cricket balls look like cherries to you! LOL.
Accept that your team has been royally fcuked!
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Of course I didnt mean the amount you paid for ____________ hhmmm..other expenses...lol
Ya all gets reimbursed.......
All legitimate expences on company but the others on my account(:
Roflmao! That was seriously a good one. I am really laughing here.
I guess he is trying evade my question! :P
One more time before I begin Charan-Bash. How much was HTC Touch for in Dubai?
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Thanks Rayyz & ksarat. By the way what is cricket? Is that the little roasted pest you eat in Thai streets.
You are good when you are tired .....LOL
charan went to Dubai to buy some joke books...lol All expense on Company..lol
GOOD what??????? LOL
I m not dissapointed but now i understand what u meant by that statement the other day at cafe ....;) Huuuuuuuu
We've all heard about people having 'guts' or 'balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, and being met by the wife, with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on her buttocks and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both result in an ultimately death!!!
Welcome back buddy! Before we get down on bashing you on Cricket.
How much is it for in Dubai????
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Oh charan is back... Charan ..did you see our Indian cricket? lol
Me scorpio.. 21 Nov..When is yours?
Too Tired. Thank for asking
Dude...welcome how was ur trip...
And coming to the point...we just missed u here man...i m sure u have been following the game closely...and u cudnt believe ur eyes right...now whom do u call Tigers....bro...come on accept good play bro...u r just in time for the Closing Ceremony...
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Did I disappoint yall... awww, my bad... did you look upto me Ksa, kinda like the inspiration thingy... sorry dude, ima good guy you see... ouch, my nose feels funny...i wonder why?
Ha that was a good one u pulled on GG bout the Gold...see i told u dont spare anyone...
And what msg...with info...nothin i recieved...bus aisee hee baat muth karo...dont bring the topic here is what i meant...when everything gets underway thub i will celebrate with ya'll...
And jus asking...khaana pakaana ho gaya...
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Good one Charan......LOL
How was your trip?
Looks like even GG has a small bit of a problem with Hindi...except for Hindi Filmi Duniya stuff...
Dont tell me NTN u also on 27th...now i m sure the world is not that stong enuff to take 2 blows on the same day...pls clear out the air of confusion...whens ur bday...
GG...whens ur bday...
colt...urs bro?
Well Colt...jus 10-er...man buddy...u really give a wrong impression with ur talks here bro...i thought u were nearing at least a half century if not a century....ch ch ch ch...what a waste of knowledge on sex...looks like colt...only theory...like the movie GURU...no practicals...look at Ray...he believes in the way...doing is believing...not Seeing is Believing...what do u say ray...
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Ok how about we have a Librans.....ummm gang-bang??? lmao!!! but we need to have more ladies than men or else Ray will get after me azz as well... yikes!!!
NTN - what to do...10 or so... that's why good guys finish last you see... ;-P
golden heart there spoke like a true mallu cldnt be without gold bit...............LOL LOL LOL
I m not saying anything about 27th sep ...:)
KSA - kyun baat maat karo.All well?Got my msg with info you required?
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby .
and lastly...
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby
Did you just say Khatte Angoor? Mind repeating that to Colt as well please. I think he just can't get over the realisation part that he has actually scored far too less at his age! :P
So you & Colt a librans too? WTF!
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you mean to say.. you also on 27th Sep? what a disaster..lol
Ray...Why did they do so? Do they normally pay their share for parties....I saw those pics...lol
Colt chillax...You said...hmmm......I dont know..what you said...hahahaha
NTN... No hindi... only simple filmi dialogues....okay
KSA wont harm anyone..he got a golden heart..lol so NTN..he is cool..no worries
okie okie ......but hindi hamari matribasha hai,,,,,,,u should learn it...LOL
Dajiya means torn apart in every sense of the word.......
And why are doing it further and whats this 10!!!!!! KSA would have better score than that u really dissappoint.....hehehehehe
NTN...arey nahin not even till the show...uski aap baat muth karo yaar...and speaking bout faloodas...poor Colt...i m pretty much sure that he has a hindi speaking freind or a dictionary by side him cos by now he wud have evven forgotten his English...babe...u dont spare anyone do u...were u like this back in college as well...and that too in Delhi...
ray...o u dont worry dude...we will give u surprise here indeed...on QL...but dont forget to carry ur wallet bro...just in case...
Colt...man dajiya means shatters...and pieces...dajiya udaana...means blow u into pieces...
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WTF are you talking about... wat did I say?
RAY - you idiot, that figure was boosted up... in reality it may just about be like 10 or sumthing... who the fook remembers... lol!!
NTN - You really need to stop with all those hi-fi hindi stuff... damn i can't understand what this dajiya is all about???
We belong to same world ...we ll arrange a surprise and shock together....
Surprise- we all will be there.And ll also get you happy birthday cards...LOL
Shock that we ll make arrangements that u ll have to pay for .....
KSA - "U ll wait a lil" till when ?Till your show????? Hai hai hai yeh Matlabi duniya!!!!!! LOL
Same thing......by the time bombay se falooda reaches delhi uski dajiya udd jati hai.....
that scream was for ki aab patha chala why did we have this hate at first word kinds......
Too many librans......thanks to god all saved from giving treats!!!!
GG -true .now we all know he meant evey word he said tht eve...lol lol
Honey, from where I come, my close friends arrange a party for me on my birthday and treat me to a fabulous dinner, most of the times its a surprise! :P
Oh that reminds me, I threw a surprise party last year for my wifey's birthday at Chilis, invited few of her crew friends too. And would you believe it they were handing out cash before leaving for their share of drinks and food. LOL. I was like are you all okay?
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NTN...dont u worry buddy...i aint gng to kill u so fast...i will wait a little...so whens urs...bday...?
Ray...bro...so whats in the plannin for 27th...GG talk bout urself bout not takina treat...
And Ray u start the thread with a a joke of that kind and then u come up with this philosophy crap...so u calling urself a Complete Man...from Ray.....monds...
Colt...bro when is it that u graced this planet...
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Surely you're a big disappointment man. I think you'd have been better off without revealing that figure. Your popularity ratings have gone down for sure. Right said NTN, I'd rather call it as, "Izzat ka Falooda hona". LOL
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I am Libran too and no wonder Ray and me think on the same lines... pussy.......................................................cats...lol!!!
I am balnk.. dont understand what you guys are talking....lol
NTN...you were saying about something colt said in the cafe.. as trying to figure it out...and now he is kinda proving what he said..lol
NTN I can visualize that secene...ROFL
Colt now dont ask me what you said..lol
Ray.. lucky you! its in Ramadan.... restaurants are open during night.... but we dont need treat.. in case if you need to treat other friends..lol
Wow that was some scream! Aisa laga ki kisi ne aapki izzat par haath daala ho. LOL
Whats with 27th September now? Do you know of anyone else on this day? What about rest of you guys?
I know atleast four women born on 10th September. My sister and my ex-g/f, my niece and a very good friend in Dubai.
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Prayer to rest in peace....when KSA kills me.........Wake up u went too philospical ....doesnt suit you ...LOL LOL
NTN : What prayer are you talking about? Am a little lost here.
Ksarat : Am not a cusp dude. Guys on 23rd / 24th are. 27th's are way clear into Librans. Although I don't believe in these crappy things.
"You've made yourself what you are today, don't blame it on the stars! Future is still open, there's no such thing as luck, create your own luck." :)
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27th sep -NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
COLT- this is called izzat ki dhajiya udhana!!!! LOL LOL
KSA- When did u bless the world with your presence?
oops doubler...
Ray...no probs dude...o yes u told u r a cusp...naa idhar kaa naa udhar ka...beech mein...idhar bhi beech mein ...u just get lucky with every turn dont u...
NTN...nope babe...bdays not related to FOOD when i asked...but now after u reminded that point...then again...whens the bdays buddies...
Colt...35 man...for a person like u i thought u were like the Sachin of this game...same height, same attitude (Never say die)...but then again i guess the girls u have had for meals have said to u Never Say Colt Again...i thuoght u wud have had a list like u know Ab Tak Chappan ... but sheeeeesh...u r a disppointment man...saala only fookat choddu...thats why u r loosing out...
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Ya if in few days you find a story in gulf times about a women (NTN)running in circle near four seasons and man(KSA) with sword behind her and yet another confused soul(COLT) saying yeh kya ho raha hai yeh kya ho raha hai.......dont be surprised.......LOL
JUST CUT OF THAT ENTRY IN 2008 forever.Say a lil prayer for me ....LOL LOL
I didn't say last 9 days in Doha. Get your eyes checked! I said 9 days of stay in my last trip to Bangkok.
Colt : I don't believe in paying for sex either. Its just a case of me going to a discotheque somewhere in Pattaya and this girl says hi and tags along. After party we head back to my hotel and have good fun. After that she cries saying that her supermarket back in village isn't doing great and needs some renovation or her brother isn't feeling well. So I just pay her some cash for the medicines! :)
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Get off the poor guy's case! Tum to bas uske peeche hi pad gayi haath dho kar!
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if that is score in last 9 days?then u are in very much joey situation where he starts feeling he is been every women and is now repeating ....LOL DOHA IS A SMALL PLACE
Watever are you talkin bout dude... Paid Sex? nuh huh... not me... i'm a fookat choodu...lmao!!!
Just kidding bro! Chill.
My birthday is on 27th September.
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That was a perfect reply when one feels ...ANGOOR KHATE HAI!!!! LOL
35????? Is that your score? Despite being to South East Asia? LOL.
How old are you again?
I must have scored half of those in 9 days of my last stay there :P
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O man u just come up with these timly pranks on ppl...and u were telling me bout ur bro who only wants to have fun...now i know from where he got all his prank playing capabilities in Mumbai...from the Bigger Bro...
I m fine without the jhoota dude...and as such...things gng pretty fine without anyone...quiet life...no waves and no wars...a little later i m bound to get bored...i will surely ask u for help bro...(but again bhai not jhoota)...
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LOL. Tell me about it! Hehehehe.
Whenever I meet up Colt, am gonna make it a point to talk to him in Hindi and reply back in Hindi as well.
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Is this quest for knowing the b'days related with FOOD????????????LOL LOL
My wife has put on a few pounds since... so that puts me down as a lousy lay... :-((
Or maybe I need to ask the 35 other women and counting I've been with....lmao!!!
Get the drift bro??? I'm sure it went full toss over KSA...lol!!!
Two-timing is a standard phrase without revealing too much. But factually, its just two these days. Dry days man! :( Trust me if I had a third one, I'd have offered you one for sure.
Mera jhoota tu kha sakta hai na?
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Only you can manage this thrill twice ...last time also u went the same way ....you are enroute the same.....LOL LOL
Colt reminded us of Birthdays...whats with ur bday dude...whens that falling...looks like u arent revealing that...dont worry dude...we wont schedule a party for that day...promise...no bday party from Ray (for that day)...
So whens the birthday...
Speaking of which...any of u guys or gals having bdays anywhere in the near vicinity...
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I havent gone off anywhere...right here...
Colt...u give more the merrier reasons for Ray to have Biryani outside the house...way to go dude...
Ray...looks like u got some more reasons to continue ur thaalis outside...and did u say two-timing...was it JUST 2-timing bro...? now this i have to wait for ur reply and clarification...
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I can't fooking well remember my folks birthdays, one from the family has to sms me and remind me and only then do i call... and you expect me to remember the name of that movie... all i remember is the li'l stage part where all the kerfuffle is going on and this blind guy keeps repeating "yeh kya ho raha hai"... lol too funny!!!
LOL. I just love your comments sometimes. My wife is very very fit even almost 2 years after the marriage. :)))) And I am putting on weight, then it means she's pretty bad at it and I guess I am justified to a certain extent on two timing! :P LOL
Dude... Yeh kya ho raha hai? The Satish Shah dead body movie... Jaane bhi to yaroon? Does that ring a bell?
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You scared KSA away.. poor guy..where is he now??
he is talking about the same classic .....u tried something in hindi just(yeh kya ho raha hai) now so i asked you which movie is it from?And i m sure you dont know
NTN...relax...that pic was truly inspirational regd patriotism and thats why i told i will find that...but again didnt bother to do so...
Colt...i dont know...whats his classic that u r referring to...
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WTF are you guys talkin bout me?
It depends how good you are at sex... if your women tend to gain weight after that, means you a lousy lay, on the contrary, if your women ar still the same, means you're a lean mean sex machine and be like wham bham.... and that my friend, burns the fat...lol!!
And what classic from me are you talking about... refresh my memory please...
Girls always found new ways to say NO ....LOL
Without letting out too much info. I can only say that he's equally into men as much as women. Sizes don't matter! :P
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Cool! The gator did not like the sagging worn out old flesh.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
Hehehehehe! Yeah I can never forget that one. A classic from Colt.
Well from what I've heard, people, especially young girls, tend to think that you put on weight by having sex. :(
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I ll wait no prob there .....I was just figuring it out if you fall in colts prefernces or not...LOL
LOL. That was a good one!
But whats with old men? I'm sure Colt or Ksarat would have thought of something similar. LOL.
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Now to check your memory again.....which movie is that dialouge from?
Ray -I thought one loses weight with excessive sex......excercise you see....excercise that no one is lazy to do ......:) LOL
Maybe that is also a reason KSA wants to get married soon....hehehehehehe
chucklin' here! :D
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some apples.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
For that you'll have to wait till 2008! :P
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Kewl NCC, Scouts and all that. Way to go!
Oh yes, warrior it is, not a fighter! Hehehehe. Maybe I got a bit too personal in describing her. LOL LOL. That was funny. Am not in a good shape. Barely managing to get my pants on before they get anymore tighter on the waist. LOL
Now guys tell me, whats with this after-marriage funda? Its said you tend to put on weight cos of (excessive) sex. So whats the whole theory behind it? Is it just air that is pumped into you? Who pumps more air during intercourse? Man into a woman or vice versa?
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Yeah man... I've gotta agree with NTN. Just admit you wank off each night before sleeping that too without porn. LOL LOL
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Has he really been calling????????? Looks like you are in colts list but looking at his preference he likes BIG ,strong ppl r-7 ,KSA.Now I havent met you ....so do u also fall in that category?
Thats a straight statement ........with straight meaning.....Nothing underlying!!!!!!LOL
Wow hold on there NTN...dont bring me into this topic of seat arrangment...u spoke bout GG continue bout her...
Hmmm...o no ways Colt is quite open bout the fact of flirtings and stuff...does that hint somewhere that line looks quite suspicious...whats the under-lying meaning babe..."atleast he doesnt lie about his flirting and one night flings.....hehehehe isn't it colt??"
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LOL. Did he really do that? I've gotta be wary of this wolf in sheep's disguise. No wonder he's been asking to meet me so much lately.
A true bisexual!
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Ok ok....NTN and colt...behave okay! Colt next time you can sit in between me and NTN while going for the movie..and will ask your wifey to sit behind you to keep an eye on you...hahahaha
Ray... But am a true Indian....dont you remember my pledge? Was active in girls scouts...NCC...etc..Oh your wifey is a warrior... thank god you are still in good shape..lol
Do u have to do everything that ray does ????????????
Next what he ll say I m going to pee and you ll also find a way to nearest restroom.....LOL LOL LOL
No offence meant....hehehehhe
Yup, loved it the moment my eyes fell on this pic!
Cheers!
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Oh yeah baby .....say what next time???Looks like you were itching for a place next to KSA more than GG or me ,U almost rubbed him everytime u went for the sandwich....which looked more like a excuse....LOl LOl ......
KSA - atleast he doesnt lie about his flirting and one night flings.....hehehehe isn't it colt??
It is indeed a superb pic and it surely awakens the sleeping patriotism in all of us...
Dont go tooo high on the compliments bro...but that pic is awesome simply superb...let me find one for myself...
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Ksa... dude dun be in a hurry to get married... hell if I had one thing i could redo, it would be not get married... and you can ask me why when we meet next...
Ray - so your flag is hoisted already huh? way to go... lmao!!!
Strange, I can see it. Wait for a while, it should appear on its own. Try to close and reopen the browser. Or else just clear your history and cache!
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is new pic i cant see anything new !!!!!
Hell that was the only fooking chair available, every other chair had azzes on them...
Reserve mean keeping that vacant chair besides you and nowhere else duh!!! at least say next time???
Alrighty guys!
How do you all like my new display pic? It's gonna stay on upto 15th August :)
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NTN...firstly...well am not in a hurry...but there is a different reason...and dont know who ever told u that Gults wait till 32...o hell no babe...i havent heard of anyone ever since...i dont know bout me...jus a plan thats all...whether i will go for it depends on how i do this year with settling my life and all crap...
Anyways ppl...whats happenin otherwise...hows things going...
Colt...bugger...saala...kameeeney...who is doing sympathy marathon here...u or me...come on man i was jus trying to get some nice recommendations...
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Stop crying like a baby and beating around for sympathy... be a man (like russell peters version of chinese salesman...lol!!!)
why are u in hurry to get married???? Gults anyway dont get married till 32......
Ray - I m just trying to be nice.Otherwise again this guy will cry foul......He has to maintain I m good mama's boy image of his with all the women around here........LOL
Colt- Now lets not talk about the place ....U were so eager to sit next to GG .....You almost leaped like monkey to that chair......LOL
And figure out what that hindi means.....
NTN...o come on ... how come u r nice only to Colt even when he is going around everywhere picking sympathy votes...and calls every single girl he sees...Numero Uno...i guess thats the onlynumber he learnt at school...i wonder how is he doing Audits...at Rangoon...anyways...come on NTN...be nice to me...thoda recommendation kardo yaar...
Naa tho ye hunger hain (NTN), naa tho ye Hawas hain (Ray), ye tho bus enquiry hain bhai log...
And surely dont start bout the FOOD Thing...o dont u go there NTN...i m trying to work here...so dont even think bout distracting me...
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He's getting married next year anyway. Whatta waste of a man to get married so early on. LOL.
Btw, I'm sure you were talking about 'Hawas' not hunger! LOL
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Wasup amigo? No not hair transplant, I have a couple of friends called Salman Khan and Sunny Deol who did hair weaving, so i think ima opt for that... lol!!!
NTN - You din see the balding patch, coz you were not looking hard. besides, you din even reserve my seat besides you... and dun gimme that hindi saying all over again which i dun understand jack s h i t of... so ????
KS : Dude. Not in for cricket match for sure. As for flag hoisting, I'll be at work. Maybe I'll change my nick on MSN from 'Don' to Jai Hind or something with Indian flag as display pic! LOL
GG : Jeez, thats a sad effort on your part for the patriotism front. Had my wifey been reading this, she'd have already started murmuring something. Her dad was in the Indian Navy and she's like a patriot to the core, not to mention she was also from the Kshatriya caste, the fighters, isn't it?
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Guys pls yeh tanta khatam karo ....bechara KSA evertime you mention that girl ....he is with his tongue out......Find him one girl or we need to figure out thread that only talks about food ....that ll also make him happy......Well you see ITS ALL ABOUT HUNGER.....LOL LOL
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Dude...looks like u r taking sympathy votes from the beautiful ladies here...whats happening...
Well GG...my boss aint in town so i m taking it easssssssyyyyy to get to office...thats the delay...
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Now u know how it feels ..........huh all along u gave me that atithi devo bhava funda!!!!!!! When i saw u ,you were no where near balding or losing hair stage .......oh sorry which hair are you talking about...LOL
GG- We don't have to guess ,colt wont be able to keep it within himself he is going to throw up all dirty details in sometime.....LOL
KSA- Kiddo still not fully well but better .Thanks.
NTN : Had a look up my diary, not appointments in the name of NTN until 2008! Wednesday scene definitely isn't happening! LOL
Owen : Awww... how sweet of keeping your mum updated on emails. You didn't have to do the formality of mailing actually. Bet she has installed a spy software on your PC to chaperon you by sending out your daily online activity report to her mailbox! :P
Colt : Hehehehe. Yeah they love bald heads rubbing in a special place with chapagne pouring from top. LOL.
Ksarat : Good morning dude. Welcome! Thanks for the QR Burgundy thing. Too bad I had to look up the dictionary, should have just remembered the Qatar Airways colors. LOL
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So your saying that you husband is 6ft and muscular, but i still take him on the handsome front? ;-P
See that is why I say GG is my numero uno girl... blahhhh NTN...:-P
KSA Good morning buddy... Howa re you? you are late everyday.. what is keeping you busy at work?
NTN... Sare jahan se acha.. hindusitan hamara...and Vande Matharam...that's all I know about patriotism. …lol
Colt... You are the most handsome guy I ever met... (ooopz other than my 6 foot. muscleman hubby..lol) so no worries..lol
Ray...hmmmm birthday for the Gujju ... such a pretty girl born on the 13th of a month...now thats interesting...13th being an unlucky number...
NTN...embassy 0700hrs...flag hoisting...but the Ambassador always does it before time...piece of trash...disgusting azz...
This time tho pakka i will be there early morning...now that India got a new president and a Vice president it shud be interesting to see what speech do they come up with...
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Good morning... what happend last night? hmmmmm... am not guessing anything..lol
So just coz I'm loosing a li'l hair, dun mean you change preferences ok... where is GG... awww I so miss her... like dat?
Morning Ray, GG, NTN , Colt...et all...
Ray...that was a good one to start the day with...and what do i see...u r trying to learn Latin..anything to do with ur foreign connexions...
So how u doing bro...indeed...hey speaking of Patriotism...there is a Cricket Tournament being played...its looking like 65/- per player...being held from Aug 22nd to Sept 1st under lights from 1930hrs 20-20 game...so what do u think...do u think we can find a couple of players who wud be game for it so we can register...
GG...Hair colors...i guess u look pretty now...rather than the Qatar Airways Privilege Club Tier Burgundy color...
NTN...Hey babe...how u doing today...hows ur kiddo...recovered as yet...so whats happening...
Everyone's had breakfast already...or what...
Where is our dear pal and the ladiesssss'''' man Colt...
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lol..nah, not nervous...she is well updated with my doings here thru emails..:D but im tellin you i will receive lots of ear pinching..
green card? ...not me :)
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Wat can I say... did I read somewhere that certain women like bald men or am just consolling myself thinking that? :-((
You are my number 1......LOL.I have started off like colt
So had fun last eve!!!! GOOD
All schools are closed so i guess embassy is the only option....or QL :)
Maybe Chak de will be on theatres on wed instead of thursday....I Day special for all Indians ....hehehehehe hopes i have but if that happens we all can go and see.....provided we both see the movie in spirit of good Indians and dont have our hair pulling match in middle of movie...LOL
I know you're turning bald and can't brag on your hair coloring escapades! Stop being so envious on others!
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Ok, Ray had two tone coloured hair, GG had burgundy, yadda yadda yadda... Are you guys talking hair on the head?
I am so s h i t-faced this morning, was kinda trashed last nite... ssshhhh!!!!
Good morning babe.... you are as usual high ..lol
oh yea.. countdown started ..for my usual busy days... just a month and then its Ramadan... slow days...
Ray..what you said is right for guys... you can cut it very short and the new hair will look as good as the old ones... But for us.....after straitening or coloring..... we need to cut the it short... or wait till it grows long so that we can cut little by little from the end till all the bad hair is gone....it takes ages..
Why nervous? Maybe cos you've been a bad bad girl while she was away! LOL.
Wouldn't you love to be with her in Texas instead? Most of the Philipinas are really keen on the green card thing, thats what is my understanding. Just chill and take it as a joke! :P
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Hello baby! Welcome aboard and very good morning to you. Your boyfriend Colt hasn't shown up, so until then I'll take up his responsibilities. LOL
Was at cloudnyn again yesterday, it was OT's (Oldtimer, my best pal) and my spare tire's birthday. We cut a cake and celebrated till late. No hangover for a change, cos I didn't drink. Can you believe they both fall on same date? 13th August. OT goes like, "No sooner I was born both Pakistan and India were declared free countries". LOL
Yeah, patriotism is in the air. India winning the series in England and been reading so much on patriotism on the net, especially in relation to Chak De India. I guess we'll just hoist the Indian flag on QL to celebrate ourselvs. Haven't seen a flag hoisting ceremony ever since I left the school. If you're all that keen on it, goto a school or the embassy am sure you will catch the Indian Ambassador doing the honors.
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online she is, but physically she is still in texas...i will be more nervous when she set foot here..(why would i be?..lol)
am fine, but am upset during night time, still workin on the net access at home..
NTN...good morning..:)
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GG: Am pretty bad with colors. Had to looking up my dictionary to check out Burgundy LOL. The grannie line was funny Hehehehe.
I don't know what you're talking about spoiling the hair. So long as you don't touch the scalp and do whatever you like with the hair extensions they grow back with same old qualities. Isn't that the case? Correct me if I'm wrong, cos I do hell loads of experiments with my hairdo's.
Astrvm : Cheers girl. Like I said before, we're here for voluntary counselling services too! What is QL for anyway? LOL. Speak out your problems and we've got all sorts of people ready with their own advises. LOL
Owen : Good morning kiddo! How you doing? Long time. You're mum is back on QL and you sure seem delighted about that. Hehehehe
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Everyone in the house gooooooDmOrNiNg.So what are we Starting the b i t c......with peacocks????
good one ray,had read before thou.How are you?Whats the latest?Or should i ask who is the latest?LOl
Hey GG ....whats happening dear?Last few days before busy times start i guess :)
Any action around for independence day...I m feeling very patrotic .........:)
laugh at the peacock part (i know that dense eh)...:P good morning rayyz..
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i didnt mean to scare you ;-P besides those were the younger days...just having a crappy week...should be thankful u made me smile and not planning to beat u up ;-P
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When I colored my hair for the first time way back in 90's I had this burgundy highlights...my granny was so pizzed...and she was like.. you look like the flood refugees...lol Regret experementing all the latest trends in my hair... now lost all its shine and quality..lol
Saw your pic with blonde streaks it was cool...
That line looks straight out of a James Bond movie.
Well I choose the safer option and stay away from you rather than getting beaten to death. Some people are better left untouched. Please talk less of Latin and more of English next time :P
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we do actually have that, if i tell u the theory behind it i would have to kill you ;-P but if u really want to know, u could join the fraternity my soro is affiliated with so i could beat the crap out of you even if u are male ;-P
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Wow I had no idea that word actually had a meaning behind it. To me it looked like a nick generated out of boredom with letters chosen in no particular order.
And whats the theory behind the 01? Do we have like Astrvm 02 03 and so on?
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Good morning girl.
Whatever makes you think the joke was about me? :P Yeah they are of one color as of now. Used to have two shades sometime back, when I'd done blonde streaks. They looked really cool, but the new growth is black again :(
Had enough of short hair, gonna sport them long now :)
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what n with whom r u competing
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
good to know some people are at my service voluntarily ;-P true, i do contradict myself most of the time ;-P lol ;-) ASTRVM is the latin word for star...u would just have to find the meaning of my tag by urself ;-P
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Ray Good morning....that was funny..lol Hope your hair is in one color...lol
At your service ma'am! :P
You've just contradicted yourself in one statement. LOL. Whats with your nick anyway? ASTRVM_01 Looks more like the peacock feathers!
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this is a good one ;-P thought nothing would make me smile this morning but this one did it ;-P
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