Funny Quotes
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a charming person for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the
moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there
to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in
the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters
is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember
you when he is in
trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong
answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Don't worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia.
U learn in life when u lose
"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
--Albert Einstein
the trouble finish the trouble maker
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Douglas Adams
"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them" true that..lol
funny and some are really logical .... try to think deeply!
its really funny .... :))
its really funny .... :))
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there
to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
Nice ones...
It is hard to spend an hour in the office but very short to spend a week with your GF
Few of the quotes above are worth for reading..:))
"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
--Albert Einstein
this is just brilliant
LOL
kvnraaj, managers will take all the efforts to stop their appraisal. lol
What managers will do?
LOL for these
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember
you when he is in trouble again.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in
the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld------
Hmmm Nice One