Funny English
These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who weren't in good mood & had a ruff day...
Our class teacher once said : "Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
once our hindi teacher said : "i'm going out of the world to america.."
"DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
Dont laugh at the back benches... Otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.
It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. Tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. Then she said "why is fan not oning"
Teacher in a furious mood, write down ur name and father of ur name!
"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
"Half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"
My teacher started like this "Hi, I am Von, Married with two kids"
"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
"Will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
LIBRARIAN SCOLDE : " IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
Our chemistry HOD comes and tells us, "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?"
Our lab assistant said this when my frien wrote wrong code, "I understand.. u, understand, computer how understand??
I think it's a bad translation from some Indian jokes
What joke?
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
very funny. Once I was marking a narrative essay about a boy who was being bullied. It read: ' John ran away with chicken in his ears.'
Another boy was reading out his account of a typical Christmas Day.
'Our Gran and Grandad comes round and after stuffing ourselves with our dinner, we all go to the front room and sh*t around the fire-'
i find this d funnies... y u lukin at monkey outside when i am in class.. lol..
Thanks for posting that one again Britexpat it certainly makes more sense than the original post, I think it's a bad translation from some Indian jokes, very similar to some that have been on here before
We'll begin with box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.
Then one fowl is goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a whole lot of mice,
But the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be pen?
The cow in the plural may be cows or kine,
But the plural of vow is vows, not vine.
And I speak of a foot, and you show me your feet,
But I give a boot... would a pair be beet?
If one is a tooth, and a whole set is teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?
If the singular is this, and the plural is these,
Why shouldn't the plural of kiss be kese?
Then one may be that, and three be those,
Yet the plural of hat would never be hose.
We speak of a brother, and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
The masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis, and shim.
So our English, I think you will agree,
Is the trickiest language you ever did see.
Good one
superdoc..who the hell is that crazy intern..i might know him hehe
few days ago, i had an intern presenting history to me like this:
He get bad constipation, before 3 days he come and make enema for emergency.
pretty .. my vote for the same ...lol
funny
this was the best so far
"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?"
lolz
and yes it is funny :)
uuuuuuuhhhh.. it is funnnnnnny........
That just gave me a migraine. *.*