The funniest Classified i saw on QL

smoke
By smoke

ALTIMA________2006.................NEWWWWWWWW

Model: 2006
Mileage: 72 000 Km 72 is the actual mileage 000 just came for free
Price: 39 500 QR
Vehicle type: Car/Sedan
Description:

brand new altima witout any paint at all ( sur 100% ) NO PAINT? no paint AT ALL??? WHYYYY!!!
FULL AUTO (GEAR +WINDWO + MIRROR) 2.5 C.C ___ 4 VL
CAR NEW from outside and inside
NO.. COMMENT OK NO comment sorry
FULL OPTIONS.... ( ALLOY WHEELS + APNOS WOOD + FOG LIGHTS + 6 C.D GHANGER + REMOT CONTROL + POWER ) WHITE coulor whats a coulor? cooler?
CAR NEW conditions totally
inj 94 % ( gear box and shasse ) never touchok i here by swear to not touch the gearbox and what? shasse? wtf is that?
Driver & Passenger Airbagthank god for that!
NOOOOOOOO.. AICCDENT noooooooooo paint OK dont get too excited about it
ONLY 72 000 KMS DONE ( LOW DONE )
insurance up to jun 2010
TOTALLY CAR EXECLLIET CONDITIONS
FROM INSIDE NeWWWWWW
BACK BEND FOR MASS STORAGE I bet thats how u like it
BRAND NEW INTERIOR AND EXTERIOR
FAMILY USED
MY PRICR
39 500 .Q.R .......FINAL Q. R

By yousri• 4 Nov 2009 15:23
yousri

Bullong, unlike you, i guess mods were not happy with that :( they deleted my happiness...

"Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man" - Muhammad Ali Jinnah

By anonymous• 4 Nov 2009 13:30
anonymous

the classified doesn't seems original... sorry

By somwerNdmiddle• 4 Nov 2009 13:28
somwerNdmiddle

BULLONG, i think he's now constipated ;p

By BULLONG• 4 Nov 2009 13:19
Rating: 2/5
BULLONG

hehe,,, yousri

How'd u feel after constant laughing:D

U made me laugh more...

By Ines_pt• 4 Nov 2009 13:12
Ines_pt

lol....

By somwerNdmiddle• 4 Nov 2009 13:04
somwerNdmiddle

wall unit for wale, never thought there was that mammal in qatar ;p

By Xena• 4 Nov 2009 13:01
Xena

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By anonymous• 4 Nov 2009 12:46
anonymous

gangster

i wished i could buy blackberry from u :)

By anonymous• 4 Nov 2009 12:41
anonymous

:D

By anonymous• 4 Nov 2009 12:32
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

BLACKBERRY BOLD 9000

I BOUGHT IT BEFOR 2 MONTH , STAR LINK WERRENTY ONE YEAR , THE RECONS FOR SALE I CAN NOT USED IT , THIS FINAL PRICE , I BOUGHT IT 2500 qr I HAVE A BILL , NO SCRATCH NEVER

By anonymous• 4 Nov 2009 12:24
anonymous

Very Funny...Many Time i saw that kind of mistakes and laught.........

" BRICE is final"

hahahahahaha

By smoke• 4 Nov 2009 10:55
smoke

how about "Wall Unit (TV Cabinet) for wale ---- Hurry up"

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~«ŠѪΘҜΞ»~[]_

 

By stanley_mnl• 4 Nov 2009 10:52
stanley_mnl

hehehe i think thats a nice car....

intelligent person hahahah...LOL

By casanova• 4 Nov 2009 10:14
casanova

Hahahhahahahah...

Thats my laughing stock for the day i'm spending in one go...

“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”

Sir Winston Churchill

By smoke• 4 Nov 2009 10:10
smoke

hehe blue_rose now thats the kind of paint i want on my body :P

yousri hope you got it out of your system now :P

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~«ŠѪΘҜΞ»~[]_

 

By PuLover• 4 Nov 2009 10:09
PuLover

wow yousri, it seem that you didnt laugh for 100 year !!

By blue_rose• 4 Nov 2009 10:07
blue_rose

lolz car has no paint at all? it means it looks transparent? one can see the engine

By mjamille28• 4 Nov 2009 09:51
Rating: 2/5
mjamille28

oh you bad Kitty! now i need my Panadols... :P

By somwerNdmiddle• 4 Nov 2009 09:50
somwerNdmiddle

that's normal smoke, i think ;p (you still have time)

no paint, maybe it is a galvanized edition of Altima hehehe

By anonymous• 4 Nov 2009 09:47
anonymous

heheh

By jonald• 4 Nov 2009 09:45
jonald

"back bend for mass storage" lol.

Dagway ai!

By smoke• 4 Nov 2009 09:45
smoke

hehehe SomwhereNdmiddle i think thats why i'm finding the classified funny :P

I'm still not sure why there is NO PAINT AT ALL on the car :p

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~«ŠѪΘҜΞ»~[]_

 

By yousri• 4 Nov 2009 09:43
Rating: 3/5
yousri

"inj 94 % ( gear box and shasse ) never touch" :D

"Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man" - Muhammad Ali Jinnah

By chinx_lady• 4 Nov 2009 09:43
chinx_lady

whew!im having headache while reading!lols..surely no one understand what type of car he is selling...lols!!!

By MAJID• 4 Nov 2009 09:41
MAJID

HEHE

peace :)

By somwerNdmiddle• 4 Nov 2009 09:41
somwerNdmiddle

LOL! are you having the jitters already smoke?

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