For the fun of it :)

How many French soldiers will it take to defend France? No one knows, it's never really been tried.

The shortest French book in the world: "The definitive guide to French hospitality."

Italian surgeon to patient: "This is nurse Beatricia, she has severe Halitosis and will be French kissing you before the operation." "Why?" Enquires the patient. "We ran out of anesthetic."

A Frenchman in a London hotel rings room service. "I would like some pepper." "Certainly, Sir, would that be white, black or red pepper." "No" Replies the Frenchman rather emphatically, "ees the toilet pepper!"

An English yacht gets into trouble off the German coast. In desperation they radio the German coastguard.
"Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, We are Sinking!"
After what seems like an eternity the radio finally crackles to life, "Ja ok, ve give up, und vot are your sinking about?"