Four Catholic Women
I tried to search for a post similar to this but i didn't find one. I hope i didn't make any duplicate.. It's an oldie but it never fails to make me chuckle. Here it goes:
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'.
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women giver her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women just say, "Oh my God...."
nice
good one
good point raised by drsam! are men to be called handsome or gorgeous!!
LOL
can one say "gorgeous man"? isn't it gorgeous woman, and handsome man?