FINE EXPLANATION

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman. And was Somewhat upset. "You are
a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful
wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
straight away !"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"

And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home
and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out
and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that
she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing
devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy
blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy
her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique
and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said, " Please . do you have anything else that
your wife doesn't use?"