FILIPINO'S ARE SO FUNNY AND CREATIVE

mikepusa
By mikepusa

Filipinos are funny and creative when it comes to business signs and posters. Here are some examples:

> > * A parlor in San Juan is named 'Cut &
> Face'.
> > * A wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas:
> > 'Starduck'.
> > * A fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija:
> > ''Violybee'
> > * A small internet cafe opened among squatters named
> > itself, 'Cafe Pindot'.
> > * In Manila, there's a laundry named, 'Summa
> Cum
> > Laundry'.
> > * A pet shop in Kamuning: 'Pakita Mo Pet Mo'.
> > * A Bakery: 'Bread Pit'.
> > * A bank in Alabang: 'Alabank'.
> > * A noodle restaurant in Pampanga named, 'Mekeni
> > Rogers'.
> > * There's a restaurant in Pasig named,
> > 'Johnnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried'
> of
> > Marikina'.
> > * A boxing gym in Taguig: 'Blow Jab'.
> > * A tombstone maker in Antipolo: 'Lito
> Lapida'.
> > * There's a copy center in Sikatuna Village
> called,
> > 'Pakopya ni Edgar'.
> > * There's a beerhouse in Cavite called,
> > 'Chickpoint' .
> > * A laundromat in our neighborhood sa may Sikatuna:
> > 'Star Wash: Attack of the Clothes'.
> > * There's an internet cafe in Taguig named,
> > 'n@kopi@'.
> > * Name of a kambingan, 'Sa Goat Kita'.
> > * A salon somewhere, 'Curl Up And Dye'.
> > * A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: 'Gee
> Congee'.
> > * There's a water refilling station in Dapitan
> named
> > 'Wa-Thirst'.
> > * Along Sucat road, a store selling feeds for
> chickens:
> > 'Robocock'.
> > * Shoe repair in Marikina: 'Dr. Shoe-Bago'.
> > * Shoe repair store along Commonwealth,
> 'SHOEPERMAN: we
> > will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for
> you'.
> > * A Petshop: 'Petness First'
> > * Flower shop: 'Susan's Roses'.
> > * A Taxicab: 'Income Taxi'.
> > * A 2nd hand watch store: '2nd Time Around'
> > * A squid stall in a wet market: 'Pusit to the
> > Limit'.
> > * A shrimp store: 'Hipon Coming Back'
> > * A gay lawyer's extension office: 'Nota
> > Republic'.
> > * A ceiling installer: 'Kisame Street'.
> > * A car repair shop: 'Bangga ka 'day!'
> > * An aquatic pet store in Malolos: 'Fish Be With
> > You'.
> > * A beauty salon: 'Saudia Hairlines'.
> > * A bakery in our village: 'Anak Ng Tinapay'.
> > * A resto along Mayon road in Manila: 'May Lisa
> > Eatery'.
> > * A Laundry: 'Wash Your Problem Here'.
> > * This mobile massage business name isn't funny,
> but
> > their slogan is: 'Asian Mobile Massage Service:
> Massage
> > only, God is watching'.
> > * Ice cream parlor: 'Dila Lang Ang Katapat'.
> > * Chicharon store: 'Chicha Hut'.
> > * Neighborhood pizza store: 'Pizza Hot'.
> > * A fishball cart along P. Campa St., near UST:
> 'Eat My
> > Balls'.
> > * A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: 'Pinoy Big
> > Barber'.
> > * A Resto in Baclaran: 'The Last Supper'.
> > * A goto resto: 'Goto Ko Pa!'
> > peanut vendor's cart with a funny name: 'Mani ni Papa'.
> > * A gym in Malolos: 'Gaymann Fitness Center'.
> > *A party needs business: 'Balloon-Balloonan' .
> > * A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: 'Lah-Fang'.
> > * A store selling fresh chicken, owned by a woman
> named
> > Dina: 'Dina Fresh Chicken'.
> > * An actual bait and tackle shop in Boracay: 'The
> > Master Baiter'.
> > * A bakery in Pateros: 'Trimonay Bakeshop'.
> > * A Hair Salon in Makati: 'Hair We Go Again.'

HAHAHA!!!...Aliw diba?
o ikaw! maybe you plan to open a business...
what funny business name you think is click to the public? Add if you know some.

By mikepusa• 16 Jul 2008 23:40
mikepusa

I'm going to name it PBB... not Pinoy Big Brother ha!

ill name it Pinoy Big Burger

By GodFather.• 10 Jul 2008 11:40
GodFather.

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By pinoy_ako08• 10 Jul 2008 11:26
pinoy_ako08

pag nag patayo ako ng dental clinic, the name will be "smile dental clinic" "my free kan-tooth brush, at kan-tooth paste"...hehehehehhe

By mallrat• 10 Jul 2008 11:17
mallrat

shi8ng in your pants?

.

After the game, the KiNG and the PAwN go into the same box.

-Italian Proverb

By janeyjaney• 10 Jul 2008 11:14
janeyjaney

*yawn*

By shane23• 10 Jul 2008 11:13
shane23

hhehhe nakakakatuwa nman ito

By semper• 10 Jul 2008 10:15
semper

Good post mate! you made my day shi8ng my pants.

By huff2u• 10 Jul 2008 09:15
huff2u

hahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha....

By mikepusa• 10 Jul 2008 08:54
mikepusa

you dont understand

By anonymous• 10 Jul 2008 04:46
anonymous

NOT SO FUNNY>>>:p

By man98• 10 Jul 2008 03:59
man98

"we sell modern antique furnitures.." oh ha. panalo! hahaha

By mikepusa• 10 Jul 2008 02:50
mikepusa

Small fish balls and Squid balls stalls in Souq Assiri and name it..."TINUSOK SA SOUQ". Hehehe...

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