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Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students!
Billy: Why, ma’am!
Teacher: Because when i was a child, my parents told me that if i kept making ugly faces my face would stay that way!
Billy: Well, i can see you didn’t listen then!

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Why is Facebook so successful?

The secret of it’s success – it works on the theory that people find other people’s lives more interesting than their own.
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A guest have visited Molly’s house. She gave her a plate of biscuits. Just after that, her dog started to bark at the guest.

Guest: Why is the dog barking at me?

Molly: Actually, it’s his food. Don’t worry, I am holding him. You better finish it quickly.