Father & Son
Father is taking his son for a walk in garden when son sees a butterfly & kills it. Father says its very cruel of you & as a punishment you won't get butter for a whole week.
As they go down further son sees a honeybee & kills it. Father again says that as a punishment you won't honey for a whole week.
They reach home where mother is fixing dinner table & sees a cockroach and kills it. So the son says father you will tell her punishment or shall I tell...
there is this not so young son who does: tri weekly
the father : try weekly
grandpa : try weakly
great grandpa : beer is the best
heard the joke the other way around.
Mother in the house, talking to the son, giving all the punishments, father comes back from work pissed, and kicks the pussy sitting on the floor.
...And the son says to the mother, "okay, do you tell him, or do I tell him?"