Fancy Dress
A bloke went to his mate’s fancy dress costume party with nothing but a young woman on his back.
“So what the hell are you supposed to be?” the host asked.
“I’m a snail,” he replied.
“What?!” the host spat. “How can you be a snail when all you’ve got is that chick on your back?”
“You’ve got it wrong, mate,” the bloke replied. “That’s Michelle.”
Jim Mc goes to a Star Trek party dressed as a turd.
When asked why, he said, 'I'm the captain's log'.
what i didn't get it ??
If I understand it right, does Michelle mean my shell?