family problems

Two men, one Ame...... and an Ind**** were sitting in a bar drinking shot
after shot.
The Ind**** man said to the Ame...., 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't
even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a
woman whom I don't love.... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot
of family problems.'
The Amer..... said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a
couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married
her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's
father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems...
The Ind**** fainted
Khawaga - Good lol..
foryousantro - Yes the movie directed by K. Balachandar & Kamalhaasan in lead role.
I'm offended by the flagrant use of the word "American" in this story. :o)
PS... I am also my own grandmother.
amazin!! relationships.... & funny...toooo
posted before but still thank you for sharing..:)
That's a hypothetical situation. You will never find one Indian (or Paki)man who will accept that we have these kinds of evils in our society. They will always make fun of others. So the Indian doesn't pay the bill.
cockroach, then, who 'll pay the bills...Indian? :)
What a nonsense post. If that Indian had told the American how, for dowry, we burn our wives (of arranged marriage) alive, I am sure American would have jumped out of the window.
Good Family.. :)
Legally now my daughter is my mother ...........
i m really getting headache after readng, the above line.
The Comments are really funny:-P
lol ok :P
knight - I just come across. I felt 'American' is an offensive word.
Really old one and what's with the **** and ...., Indian and American aren't offensive words.