Engineer
Men are millionaires by sperm
count!!
funny thing is dat even these
millions are spent on women.
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2 comp engineer were chatting in a pub after work..!!
The 1st comp engineer : Yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar..!!
"What did u do?" says the other comp engineer.
"Well, I invited her over to my place,
We had 2 drinks,
We got into the mood & then she suddenly asked me 2 make her feel special ;)"
"You are kidding dude :/" says the 2nd comp engineer.
"I then lifted her & put her on my desk next to my new laptop
"Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration???"
"Its a i7 processor, 64 bit Win7 , 8 GB RAM, 2TB HARDDISK :P
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lol
lolz
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth.... still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
Not all milions are spent on women...:)
LOL. Hahaha! millionaires.:)
SARDARJI JOKE
u'll see ... after few years ..lol :D
When there will be a shocking increase in world's population ..loll
I dont spend millions...i spend billions :P
why ismailerum... u dont come under millionaires count ??? lol
loolll...nice 1
LOL