ECONOMY DIVERSITY DIFFERS IN THOUGHT TOO
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy
grows.
You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, Britain for
warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France for
submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for
equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by
the world.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will
be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month
and milk themselves.
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad.
ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are! You break for lunch.
SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them
worldwide.
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers.
SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS
You have a cow and a bull.
You let the cow be President and the bull be Prime Minister and let
them blame each other for the state the country is in.
LOL... very nice.
Good one...
ansarifaiyaz,
No it's not my creativity ;)
Read it somewhere 3 years ago (before the Dubai collapse).
DUBAI ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a Cow City or Milk Town for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legitimate and shady investors who hope to resell the nonexistent milk for a 100% profit in two years' time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cows first to attract attention.
SAUDI ECONOMICS: You have two cows. Since milking the cow involves nipples, the government decides to ban all cows in public. The only method to milk a cow is to have a cow on one side of a curtain and a guy milking the cow on the other side, or to hire females and train them to milk the cows... the debate is still on going.....
QATARI ECONOMICS: You have two cows. They've been sitting there for decades and no one realizes that cows can produce milk. You see what Dubai is doing, you go crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows in the shortest time possible. Then you realize no one wanted the milk in the first place.
Interesting stuff,TFS.
good one! TFS