Dracula died and went to heaven :P

smoke
By smoke

Upon reaching heaven Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"
God said, "Okay" and Poof! Dracula turned into a sanitary pad".

By irfanlatif• 23 Mar 2010 10:06
irfanlatif

dracula oh where is he i want to meet him really

By Arien• 22 Mar 2010 08:23
Arien

Oops... A cocktail for a change to Drac :/

By qatarisun• 22 Mar 2010 08:01
Rating: 4/5
qatarisun

disgusting :)

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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."

Oliver Wendell Holmes

By Rizks• 22 Mar 2010 06:55
Rating: 4/5
Rizks

LOL Smoke saalaa.....

my head has grown some hairs, so it wount be tat smooth for bowling...:)

By smoke• 22 Mar 2010 06:52
smoke

Rizk please come i need a spare bowling ball and your head seems to be perfect :P

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~«ŠѪΘҜΞ»~[]_

 

By mjamille28• 22 Mar 2010 06:51
Rating: 3/5
mjamille28

LOL...

By Rizks• 22 Mar 2010 06:48
Rating: 4/5
Rizks

ok i confirm, i am not IN......:)

By smoke• 22 Mar 2010 06:42
smoke

Rizky and soda thanks, now go to the bowling thread and confirm your name.

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~«ŠѪΘҜΞ»~[]_

 

By Rizks• 22 Mar 2010 06:38
Rating: 4/5
Rizks

lol Smoke !!

Nice one burger.....:)

By smoke• 22 Mar 2010 06:36
smoke

LOL Good morning Galloper. My coffee almost came outta my nose after reading that joke this morning :P

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~«ŠѪΘҜΞ»~[]_

 

By heero_yuy2• 22 Mar 2010 06:36
heero_yuy2

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By anonymous• 22 Mar 2010 06:32
anonymous

Lol! Nice one...

By galloper48• 22 Mar 2010 06:28
galloper48

smokey.....lol

Regards!!!!

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