Don't Mess with a Child =D
A
stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to
her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.' The little girl, who
had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What
would you like to talk about?' Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How
about nuclear power?' 'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
grass, the
same stuff. Yet a deer
excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The
stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea,' To which the
little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power when you don't know s***t?'
Little boy asks his dad how was he born.
dad: god sent u to us from mom's tummy
son: really dad
dad: oh yes.. there is no other way
Boy immidiately calls his girl friend, "listen, dad just confirmed babies come from god. you do not have to worry for our yesterday's sex".
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errr whose child is this???lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
huuuaaahhhaaahhaaaa... nice one
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
thanks for the weekend laugh...
glad you liked it :), fewwwww more hours and its almost week end =D
- live your life as simple as you are
- money doesn't create man, but it is the man who created money
- don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what you feel good
I like it...
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
Very funny ohbee_wan, thanks for the laughs!
Stay safe.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?