DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE
A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
"Best Years of my life were spent in the Arms of a WOMAN who was not My WIFE".
Audience was in Shock & Silence.
He added :
"SHE WAS MY MOTHER"
Applause & Laughter!
A Top Manager tried to crack this at Home.
After good 3-4 Drinks,hesaid loudly to his wife, in the kitchen:
"Best Years of my Life were spent in the arms of a Woman who was not my wife!
There was sudden silence !"
Standing for a Moment and trying hard to recall the 2nd Half of the sentence , he finally blurted out
"Forget it , I can't remember who She was ".
By the time he regained his Senses, He was on a Hospital Bed recovering from Burns of Boiling Water.
Moral :
DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE.
There was a variant version as well:
A popular motivational speaker said :
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife..!!
The Audience was in silence and shocked..
The speaker added : And that woman was my mother..
The Audience Applaused...
A top Manager trained by him tried to copy this at home after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner :
The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife..
Standing there for 20 seconds , trying to recall the second half of the joke , he finally blurted out :
I Cant F###ing Remember who that b###h was ...!!
nice one
ROFL. nice.
maybe he picked this woman up in ramada parking..:)
LOL!! memory gap? :P
lol! retard!