Dogs marching towards Kerala CM house

Thiruvananthapuram. A pack of angry dogs are marching towards the house of Kerala Chief Minister V S Achuthanandan. These dogs are coming from the sea side and had left the Karnataka shores yesterday night, sources in intelligence agencies have informed Faking News. Security has been beefed up at the residence of Mr. Achuthanandan as the dogs are reportedly in a very hostile mood.

These dogs, belonging to Canine Protection Party (CPM), are reportedly angry at the statement by the Kerala CM where he had claimed that not even a dog would have visited the house of Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan’s dad, had Sandeep not been martyred. The dogs have been furious since then and running.

“He should talk about his clan only. What knowledge does he have about us dogs? We won’t allow just any tom dick and harry to represent us and speak on our behalf. We would let this guy know what it means to be a true dog – loyal, loving, and respectful.” CPM chief Kuttanandan told Faking News.

Kuttanandan says his party has no plans to bite the Chief Minister and accused the Chief Minister’s office of indulging in publicity stunt by beefing up the security. Kuttanandan hoped that dogs from Kerala would join in the peaceful protests.

“I am completely confident. I have seen humans standing together and protesting against bad mouthed people. We dogs can surely do better.” Kuttanandan expressed confidence.

In fact Kuttanandan told Faking News that dogs’ protests would have more impact than those of humans as dogs have been running all though.

“When you are running, you gain energy, when you are just standing up, you gain inertia. I would request humans not to just stand up and shout slogans, but to run towards a goal.” Kuttanandan advised to human.

Faking News hopes that humans too can arrive at a goal and run towards it.
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