Did you see me rob the bank?

starseed
By starseed

A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank.

To make sure he leaves no witnesses he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The customer replies, "Yes," whereupon the robber shoots him in the head and kills him.

The robber quickly moves to the next customers in line a man with his wife and says to the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did."

By jjh• 17 May 2008 08:28
jjh

what a horrible husband she's got. :(

By anonymous• 17 May 2008 06:54
anonymous

funny.

By indorachel• 17 May 2008 01:58
indorachel

good one

By yousri• 17 May 2008 01:52
yousri

Bukhahahahahaaa!!

Thnx

"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO

By lazydude• 17 May 2008 01:46
lazydude

and did the wife agree !!! hah hah ..

great one!!!

By Secguy• 16 May 2008 23:21
Secguy

Pay to think quick.....heheh

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

- Ben Franklin

By djkiller• 16 May 2008 22:29
djkiller

good chance for the men to get rid of her

By anonymous• 16 May 2008 22:29
anonymous

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge"

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