Dear son!
(Mother's Letter Written To Her Son)
Dear Draccy:
Just a few lines to let you know that I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast.
You won't know the house when you come home. . . we've moved.
About your father. . . He has a lovely new job.
He has 500 men under him.
He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
Your sister Mary had a baby this morning.
I haven't found out whether it is a boy or girl, so I don't know whether you're an aunt or uncle.
Your Uncle Gica Contra drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in a Dublin brewery.
Some of his workmates dived in to save him, but he fought them off bravely.
We cremated his body, and it took three days to put out the fire.
I went to the doctor on Thursday and your father came with me.
The doctor put a small tube into my mouth and told me not to open it for ten minutes.
Your father offered to buy it from him.
Nice weather home in Transilvannya!
It only rained twice last week.
First for 3 days, and then for 4 days.
Monday it was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times.
Your Loving Mother,
P. S. I was going to send you $10.00 but I had already sealed the envelope.
Not bad.................
not fashionable at all Gica .
Samia, you're breaking my heart...My pride, Romanian flag colors T-shirt, isn't fashionable? You make me cry...*snif*...
Dear Son,
I forgot to add about a strange thing that happened to your polish uncle Flanostuski. He went to Alcoholics Anonymous and the first thing he said was "My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic"
Gica ,dont go out with this tee shirt plz
""I went to the doctor on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube into my mouth and told me not to open it for ten minutes.
Your father offered to buy it from him.""
Reborn from my ashes..Gica Contra Phoenix! Darn, my neck is dry, need some liquids.
"About your father. . . He has a lovely new job.
He has 500 men under him.
He is cutting the grass at the cemetery."
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Even Sid woke up! When will I ??
Another one.... funny too!
not same humor!
believe it! :)
"Xena said Extremely old.... but a goody:-) ...
However...
'Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.' should read
'Your uncle, Jetinder fell into a vat of whiskey at the distillery where he worked..... Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.'
otherwise the burning for 3days, doesn't make any sense;-)"
lol ok :)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
lol
Drac you are losing the touch :)
Posted before as a letter from sardar's mom... http://www.qatarliving.com/node/615351
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein