Damn, cheap watch!

James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful young blonde and after a few minutes he starts looking anxiously at his watch.

"Your date late?" the blonde asks.

"No, " replies Bond, "This isn't just a watch. It's a micro-chip camera and computer that analyzes data using a combination of pixel breakdown, G.P.S., and a meditational technique I learned in Tibet for controlling, amongst other things, alpha waves."

The blonde then asks:
"Really, well what's it telling you right now?"

Bond looks down at his watch then back to her with a James Bond smirk, he says: "It's telling me your not wearing any panties."

The blonde grins:
"I'm sorry...
The blonde casts playfully for his name...and Bond replies:
"The name's Bond. James Bond"
She continues:
"Well, Mr. Bond, you're wrong. I'm wearing...a thong."

"Bloody hell, " says Bond, "The damn thing's an hour fast."