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a guy walked into a bar, sat down next to a
good-looking woman and immediately started
looking at his watch. The woman noticed this
and asked him if his date was late. “no” he
replied, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch
and I was about to test it.”
“What does it do?”
“It uses alpha waves to telepathically com-
municate with me.”
“What’s it telling you now?”
“It says your not wearing panties.”
“Ha! Well, your watch must be broken, be
cause I am!”
“Hmmm,” the guy murmured, “damn thing
Must be an hour fast.” ;-)
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Dan married one of a pair of identical twins.
less than a year later he was in court filing for
a divorce. “Tell the court why you want a di-
vorce,” the judge said.
“Well, Your Honor,” Dan started, “every
once in a while my sister-in-law would come
over for a visit, and because she and my wife
are identical, sometimes I’d end up making
love to her by mistake.”
“surely there must be some difference bet-
ween the two women,” the judge said.
“Exactly, Your honor. That’s why I want the
divorce.” ;-)
