CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

Operator :"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I
have your..."
Customer:"Hello, can I order..."
Operator:"Can I have your multi purpose card number
first, Sir?"
Customer:"It's eh..., hold
on......6102049998-45-54610"
Operator:"OK... you're... Mr. John and you're
calling from 17 Embassy Square. Your home number is
40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer:"Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator :"We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer:"May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator :"That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer:"How come?"
Operator :"According to your medical records, you have
high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level
Sir"
Customer:"What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator :"Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza.
You'll like it"
Customer:"How do you know for sure?"
Operator :"You borrowed a book entitled "Popular
Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week
Sir"
Customer:"OK I give up... Give me three family size
ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator :"That should be enough for your family of
10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer:"Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator :"I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,
Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your
bank $3, 720.55 since October last year. That's not
including the late payment charges on your housing loan,
Sir."
Customer:"I guess I have to run to the neighborhood
ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator :"You can't Sir. Based on the records,
you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal
today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas; I'll
have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't
wait you can always come and collect it on your
motorcycle..."
Customer: "What!"
Operator :"According to the details in system ,you own
a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer:"????"
Operator :"Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer:"Nothing... by the way... aren't you
giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator :"We normally would Sir, but based on your
records you're also diabetic... "
Customer:"#$$^%&$@$%^"
Operator :"Better watch your language Sir. Remember on
15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language
on a policeman...?"