CRABS

A man boarded an
airplane in New
Orleans with a box of frozen crab.

A
female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the
crew's refrigerator,
which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about
what would happen if she let them thaw out. She was annoyed by his
behavior.

Shortly before
landing in New York, she
announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave
me the crabs in New
Orleans, please raise your hand?'

Not one hand went
up. So she took them home and ate them
herself.

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Men never
learn!