Confusing English

leilany2
By leilany2

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,would they call it Fed Up?

2.Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives,where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles,why aren't people in Holland called Holes?

5.Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible,does terrific means to make terrible?

8.Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If vegetarians eat vegetables,what do humanitarians eat?? Humans???

10.If working hours are meant for working,then why are you reading this?????????

Well,get back to work now!!! =)joke!

By anonymous• 26 Aug 2009 10:06
anonymous

I always wondered why the Holls were called Dutch....

And people from Deutschland were called Germans ...duh?

By Sir Pepsi• 25 Aug 2009 15:28
Sir Pepsi

Nice one, and same to you EMN.

I don't think this one is right along with the Polish one:

"9. If vegetarians eat vegetables,what do humanitarians eat?? Humans???"

"Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."

"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."

By happygolucky• 25 Aug 2009 14:59
happygolucky

lol emn...

________________________________________

One life to live, live it to the fullest.

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 14:43
anonymous

Best one emn.. cant stop laughing

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By sweetsunkist• 25 Aug 2009 14:38
sweetsunkist

lol!!! hehehe

I know God has a good plan for me and my family...

By silenced• 25 Aug 2009 14:17
silenced

ROFL emn

By every_mothers_nightmare• 25 Aug 2009 14:13
every_mothers_nightmare

ok one more.....

if electricity come from electrons...do morality come from morons.

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

By panda• 25 Aug 2009 14:12
panda

leilany2 I think you need some rest! go to sleep :)

By silenced• 25 Aug 2009 14:10
silenced

nothing

By mjamille28• 25 Aug 2009 14:10
mjamille28

malpaso, stop giving advices coz they suck.. and please do grow up.. just because you have kissed a girl, as you have been bragging about, doesn't mean that you are a man.. coz you totally act like a baby.. do grow up..

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 14:08
anonymous

silenced and mj.... go for a date....

:)

By mjamille28• 25 Aug 2009 14:06
mjamille28

yeah, so?

By silenced• 25 Aug 2009 14:05
silenced

we just made the same comment. geez...

By mjamille28• 25 Aug 2009 14:05
mjamille28

silenced, what??

By silenced• 25 Aug 2009 14:04
silenced

mj???????????

By silenced• 25 Aug 2009 14:03
silenced

i thought people from poland are called polish

By mjamille28• 25 Aug 2009 14:02
mjamille28

i thought people from Poland are called Polish..

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 14:01
anonymous

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

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By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 14:00
anonymous

43% of all statistics are worthless.

My Rig:

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