Confusing English
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,would they call it Fed Up?
2.Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives,where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles,why aren't people in Holland called Holes?
5.Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible,does terrific means to make terrible?
8.Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If vegetarians eat vegetables,what do humanitarians eat?? Humans???
10.If working hours are meant for working,then why are you reading this?????????
Well,get back to work now!!! =)joke!
I always wondered why the Holls were called Dutch....
And people from Deutschland were called Germans ...duh?
Nice one, and same to you EMN.
I don't think this one is right along with the Polish one:
"9. If vegetarians eat vegetables,what do humanitarians eat?? Humans???"
"Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."
"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."
lol emn...
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Best one emn.. cant stop laughing
" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"
lol!!! hehehe
I know God has a good plan for me and my family...
ROFL emn
ok one more.....
if electricity come from electrons...do morality come from morons.
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye tho khana free.
leilany2 I think you need some rest! go to sleep :)
nothing
malpaso, stop giving advices coz they suck.. and please do grow up.. just because you have kissed a girl, as you have been bragging about, doesn't mean that you are a man.. coz you totally act like a baby.. do grow up..
silenced and mj.... go for a date....
:)
yeah, so?
we just made the same comment. geez...
silenced, what??
mj???????????
i thought people from poland are called polish
i thought people from Poland are called Polish..
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
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