coming back to haunt you...

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each
other.
When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into
the night. The neighbors who feared the man the most heard a constant
statement.
"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and
haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats
and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the
respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed
casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and
began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

The gaieties of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors
approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned?
Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he
would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for
the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said..."let the old bastard dig. I had him
buried upside down.