Clock joke

starseed
By starseed

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

"That was Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Jacob Zuma's?" asked the man.

"Zuma's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a fan."

By deepakvoltas• 24 Jan 2008 19:52
deepakvoltas

lollllllllllsssssssssss

good one!!!!!!

By anonymous• 14 Jan 2008 17:53
anonymous

lol

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By Xena• 14 Jan 2008 17:06
Xena

nice to see you .. hope all is still well....

By starseed• 14 Jan 2008 16:33
starseed

..like they dont understand!

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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss

By boer• 14 Jan 2008 16:02
boer

very, very true!!

*** Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people appear bright until they open their mouths.

By starseed• 14 Jan 2008 15:43
starseed

lol..

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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss

By anonymous• 14 Jan 2008 15:37
anonymous

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By anonymous• 14 Jan 2008 15:37
anonymous

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By anonymous• 14 Jan 2008 15:37
anonymous

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